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Yumeko: Aww, Mary-san look at you, getting all romantic with these candles

Mary:

Mary: Ok first of all, I'm going to sacrifice you-

Yumeko: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?

Mary: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.

Mary: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"

I literally have 299 followers can one more person follow me💀

Mary, with visible hickeys on her neck: Morning.

Sayaka: What the hell happened to your neck?!

Mary, panicking: A mosquito bit me!

Yumeko, entering the living room: Good morning!

Kirari: Hello, mosquito.

Yumeko: Has anyone seen my top?

Itsuki: Yeah, Mary's in the kitchen.

Ryota: *spits out water*

Yumeko: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.

Mary: Can I use them as ear warmers?

Yumeko: What do you mean?

Mary: Nevermind.

Two days later

Yumeko:

Yumeko: Wait a minute-

Mary: I have a new hoodie.

Yumeko: Wrong.

Yumeko: We have a new hoodie.

Yumeko: *slowly sipping her tea*

Mary: *is solving crosswords* sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful

Mary: *says Yumeko's name*

Mary: it fits

Yumeko: *chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

Mary: Is that your hand on my ass?

Yumeko: It was an accident.

Mary: Your hand is still on my ass.

Yumeko: It's still an accident.

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