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Stuart: Paul, what did I tell you about calling Eli the devil?

Paul: That it's offensisve to the devil?

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Paul: If you've got any questions, just ask.

Barry: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Paul: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

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Stuart: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Paul: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Stuart: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Barry: FOUR MONTHS.

Paul: What's he talking about?

Ryan: It's not really that big of a deal.

Barry: That's how long you all stood by and watched me water a fake plant!

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Stuart: Eli, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Eli: I think--

Paul: Seventy-two hours.

Eli: How do you--

Paul: There's a clown behind you.

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Ryan: Recently Barry's found out about stan language and hasn't shut up in three days.

Barry: Oof, what a callout. This tea is scalding, fam!

Ryan: I am begging you to stop.

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Ryan: What did you do?

Paul: Okay I'll tell you, but you can't get mad at me.

Ryan: What. Did. You. Do?

Paul: Well first, I was minding my own buisness....

Ryan: Bullshit.

Paul: I was!

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Paul: Okay Eli, if I was the last man on Earth would you date me then?

Eli: If you were the last man I wouldn't exist.

Paul:

Paul: Fuck.

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Stuart: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I'm trying to talk to you?

Ryan: (staring dramatically off into the distance) I don't know what you're talking about.

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Barry: Go out there, make some mistakes, have some adventures, and stop being so hard on yourself.

Paul: I mean, you're right. I am hard on myself. God it's one of my worst qualities. God I'm such a dumb loser hard-on-myself bitch!

Barry: That. Stop doing that.

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Eli: And once again, Paul and Eli save the day.

Stuart: You didn't do anything, it was all Paul.

Eli: We're a package deal everyone knows that.

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Paul: I have a joke for you.

Eli: Okay.

Paul: *giggling* Brexit has the people's best interest at heart.

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Paul: (to YouTube) I am not scared of you! None of us are!

Barry: I kind of am.

Paul: Shut up Barry.

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Chris: Would you stop this foolishness?!

Paul: What foolishness would you like to see?

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Stuart: I know you snuck out last night Ryan.

Ryan's inner voice: Play dumb!

Ryan: Who's Ryan?

Ryan's inner voice: NOT THAT DUMB.

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Barry: We promised Paul we'd prep for the shoot!

Eli: No Barry /you/ promised Paul. See I never promise Paul anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

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Stuart: How are you doing?

Paul: I'm good.

Paul:

Paul: I mean, I haven't slept in 67 hours but I'm good.