"The best blog ever" -Sixth Doctor, probably

"I'm so glad this blog exists" -Fitz, Company of Friends "I never said any of these things" -Tamsin Drew, Situation Vacant

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Doctor would you still love me if I was a worm

Charley, at some point between Scherzo and Creed of the Kromon

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“Yaaaah. It’s rewind time.”

Edward Grove, The Chimes of Midnight

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Leela: [taps pen]

Romana: [taps pen in response]

Narvin: Stop that.

Leela: Stop what?

Narvin: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Romana: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited time working to run the planet, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just to talk about you in front of you.

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Leela: That is… exactly what we did.

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Romana: I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Irving Braxiatel?

Braxiatel: My lady, you are too kind.

Romana: You are right, I am.

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Narvin: You’re pretty when you smile.

Leela: I am?

Narvin: Yeah.

Leela: So… what does that mean when I’m not smiling?

Narvin: Kind of frightening.

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Romana: Do you ever see something that changes your life and you’re just like, huh

Brax: I saw you.

Romana: Honestly that is so sweet and nice and makes this really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing of Rassilon as a turkey.

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Romana: I hope Narvin didn't do anything stupid.

Leela: Whatever Narvin is doing right now, it is probably pretty stupid.

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Romana: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Brax: You could start with “good morning.”

Romana: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Ace: I’m too young to die!

Brax: I’m not but I still don’t wanna!

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Andred: [to Leela] Well, I was hoping that our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I suppose I’m willing to settle for short and exciting.

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Together we’ll break these chains of love!

The Fourth Doctor, Erasure

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Fifth Doctor: Hello, my children!

Adric: HI DAD!!!

Nyssa: Hello, father.

Tegan: Hiya space dad!

Turlough: hi doc... dad. *annoyed grunt*

Kamelion: Hello my family!

Fifth Doctor: What do you want to do today?

Adric: I want to eat at the best restaurant in the universe with Nyssa!

Nyssa: Naah, you smell. I and Tegan are going to an amusement park and then we watch an explosion movie.

Turlough: I hate this family.

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Oh, Jeremy Corbyn!

The Third Doctor, Damascus

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How clean is your house?

The Seventh Doctor, Dust Breeding

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The Cybermen are Pure Ideology.

The Eighth Doctor, Human Resources

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I’ll be honest, I’m disappointed I didn’t get to do any cross-dressing.

The Eighth Doctor, Other Lives

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“I’ll show you ‘self-abuse’ if you don’t shut up and let me enjoy something, Eight!”

- the Eleven, Doom Coalition.