Incorrect Blooming Panic quotes

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Onion: FaceTime needs a button where you can mute the other person

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Nightowl: sometimes I say "huh" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. I'm not deaf, my brain just lags like a 2005 Dell laptop

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Onion: "you're so quiet" no I talk, just not to you

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Societyboy: I know you're going through a lot right now, just know you did this to yourself

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Xyx: Mfs finally get a job then Snapchat their entire shift. Shit they almost trained me

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Onion: Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

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Xyx: If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day

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Xyx: Ugh, I hate this song

*proceeds to sing all the lyrics*

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Onion: If I block you on social media you see me in public, the block still applies

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Biglady: Of course I'm homophobic, almost all my problems were caused by a gay person. It might be me but still

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Quest: Yeah I have NFTs, nice fucking tits

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Toaster: Computer

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Onion: You need sleep

Nightowl: No, if I sleep before 11:30 I lose

Onion: What the fuck are you talking about

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Two2: Do you think in English or Korean?

Nightowl: I think I... I definitely think in- I think- I don't think I think.

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Nightowl: I may be depressed but at least I have an iced coffee!

Onion: You're still depressed though

Nightowl: But I have an iced coffee!

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Toaster: *in tears* you gotta stop with this jaywalking

Xyx: Miss me with that gay shit

Toaster: WHAT GAY SHIT THE LAW??

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Quest: If we get through this month, we only have one more month before we need to go through another month