Fruit Salad @incorrectcodegeass - Tumblr Blog

“Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart… Forget that last part.”

— Charles Zi Britannia

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Gino: You dated the White Reaper? Lelouch: He wasn’t the White Reaper when I was dating him!

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Rolo: Am I in trouble? Lelouch: Take a guess. Rolo: No? Lelouch: Take another guess.

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Suzaku: *yawns* Lelouch: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Suzaku: Then you must be exhausted. Rivalz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Kallen: We are not terrorists. Lelouch: No? You've succeeded in terrifying me.

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

post resurrection, Kallen just walks into Lelouch in the very fancy bath available in Nunnally's manor Lelouch: You know you're getting weirder. Kallen: You and I are very different. Lelouch: I would agree, although, again, I'm in a bath at the moment... Cut to it, I think, I was really working on something. Kallen: I didn't think you were, uh, so meek. Anyway, I still plan to honor your request, but, um... I want you to know that you are like a weird sorta sibling to me. Now I had an older brother, and we fought constantly, so I expect to do that with you. Lelouch: I'd hope so. Kallen: I'm glad I have you around still. Lelouch: Me as well, I-- I like this family, I'd like to keep it. Kallen: Don't say another word. (turns around and leaves) Suzaku: (bursts out of the bath as soon as she is gone) Ugh! I thought she'd never leave!

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Lelouch’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Milly, after an ill-advised student council icebreaker party

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

early morning Milly: (runs into Lelouch’s room and turns on the light and radio at full blast, camera recording) Wake up sleepyhead! Lelouch: (wakes up) Milly! Milly: (cackles) Suzaku: (sits up from where he was sleeping behind Lelouch) What the fuck, Milly? Milly: (covers mouth with hand and runs out giggling in shock)

smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3

Lelouch: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Lelouch: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

incorrectcodegeass

“Hopefully they’ll treat me better than Mussolini.”

~Lelouch to Nunnally after being stabbed

“It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.”

~Lelouch

#code geass #incorrectcodegeass #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi brittania #lelouch vi britannia #source: texts from last night

Millie: I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.

Lelouch: Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the campus again this year.

Millie: Yes. Several students have requested it.

#code geass #incorrectcodegeass #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi brittania #lelouch vi britannia #millie ashford #source: texts from last night

“Tamaki just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!”

~Lelouch, commenting on his day to C.C.

#code geass #incorrectcodegeass #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi brittania #lelouch vi britannia #c.c. (code geass)#c.c.#source: texts from last night

Rivalz: Where can I buy a girlfriend?

Lelouch: On eBAE

#code geass #incorrectcodegeass #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi brittania #lelouch vi britannia #rivalz cardemonde #source: club penguin bans

“It’s only a matter of time before one of them kills the other.”

~Euphie talking about Lelouch and Clovis

#code geass #incorrectcodegeass #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi britannia #clovis la britannia #euphie li britannia #euphemia li britannia

Suzaku: There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? ISN'T THERE?

Lelouch: What? No!

Suzaku: You're telling me that there is not a wizard in this closet. You're telling me that if I open this door right now-

Lelouch: Fine! Open it!