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Bunch of quotes that may or may not happen in the events of Mother: Cognitive Dissonance. Spoilers will be tagged. Submissions are welcome! Please do read the guidelines before you submit.

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chapter 7

Elmadan: This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Deepsea said he doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, he was gambling that I wouldn't smack him.

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Zarbol: Are you painting humans again?

Alinivar: I just think they’re cute!

Zarbol: You are, without a shadow of a doubt, the one reason they won’t visit us.

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Master Magnolia:

“Well you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?”

“Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.”

“Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day.”

“I guess we both know that isn’t going to happen.”

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Giegue: You humans have so many emotions! You only need two, anger and confusion!

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Niiue: I don't know what's happening to me. I mean, it's my duty to be calm and in control and I'm falling apart.

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Larice: Captain, I believe I am feeling... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most distracting...

Niiue: Larice, I’m sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.

Larice: Good idea, sir. [beep] Done.

Niiue: Larice, there are times that I envy you.

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Chapter 8

Niiue: You can't hurt me. You can't kill me. You can't. Don't you understand? I'm part of you. You need me. I need you.

Giegue: I don't need you.

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[discussing the Apple of Enlightenment’s prophecy]

Alinivar: Well, there’s gotta be some way around it.

Niiue: Listen, some prophecies are a bit dodgy. They’re mutable. Giegue himself has thwarted them time and time again, but this is the Apple. There is nothing it says that does not come to pass.

Alinivar: Then you heard it wrong.

Niiue: I wish to God I did. But it’s very plain. Zarbol will deliver a message to 199X, and he will die.

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[on the abandoned Mothership]

Starman?: Did you miss me, Larice? Cause I *whirr* missed you. No one wants to play on the *click* ship anymore. Play a game with me, would you? How about GemThieves? Oh yes, you like that one, don’t you? *whirrrrr...*

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Elmadan: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of Alinivar and Col. Saturn has been approved.

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Greyface: Hi, I’m Greyface, ruler of Thunderton and, soon, the world. Let’s take extra care to follow the instructions...

Greyface: [whispering] ...Or you’ll be put to sleep.

Greyface: And don’t forget Taco Tuesday’s coming next week! That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love. Have a great day, everybody!

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Greyface: I only work in black. And sometimes very very dark grey.

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Niiue: You guys... Why did you draw a pentagram on the ship floor??

Larice: Your told us to satanize the ship before you returned.

Niiue:

Niiue: I said sanitize, Larice.

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Giegue: I prevented a murder today.

Greyface:  Really? How’d you do that?

Giegue: Self-control.

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chapter 5

[Greyface reprograms Larice]

Larice: I’ll *click* see you in Hell.

Greyface: Tell ‘em Pokey sent ya.

[Greyface laughs]

Greyface: One down, three to go.

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Giegue: Greyface, when I was six years old, my father said to me—

Greyface: “Get out!”

Giegue: Before that.

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[Niiue choosing which shirt to wear]

Niiue: Blue/yellow, blue/yellow, blue/yellow, blue/yellow... oh, yellow and blue! Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.