#source: it chapter two

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Dick: the ritual. to perform it requires a sacrifice

Jason: sacrifice? i nominate damian

Damian: wait, what?

Jason: because you’re little, you’ll fit on a barbecue

Damian: i’m 5’4, it’s like average height in most of the world!

Dick: it’s not that kind of sacrifice guys!

[gwencil]

neil: *whispering* hey. hey. hey, max.

neil: c’mere

max: *leans in*

neil: closer

max: *leans in closer*

neil: i fucked your mom

[incorrect-fierrochase-quotes]

alex, bleeding out: hey magnus, i have to tell you something

magnus: yeah?

alex: i fucked your mom

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Peter: [to Sirius and Remus] Wow, you two look amazing.

Peter: What the fuck happened to me?

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Hazel: the ritual. to perform it requires a sacrifice

Frank: sacrifice? i nominate leo

Leo: wait, what?

Frank: because you’re little, you’ll fit on a barbecue

Leo: i’m 5’4, it’s like average height in most of the world!

Hazel: it’s not that kind of sacrifice guys!

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Robin: the ritual. to perform it requires a sacrifice

Steve: sacrifice? i nominate dustin

Dustin: wait, what?

Steve: because you’re little, you’ll fit on a barbecue

Dustin: i’m 5’4, it’s like average height in most of the world!

Robin: it’s not that kind of sacrifice guys!

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

“Well that shit got dark fast.”

- Mary Macdonald