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We're inches, inches away from Incorrect Control Quote no. 200, but I've run out of sources! If you've got any ideas for TV shows or films I could borrow for making the world of Control just a little bit sillier, let me know! Thanks so much to everyone who's contributed, liked, or reblogged these nuggets of nonsense over the last few years (especially with the big gap in between), you're all stars :)
Incorrect Control quotes 199
Emily: I have never farted in front of her. Nor will I ever fart in front of her. Jesse: She farts in her sleep.
Incorrect Control quotes 198
Underhill: What am I allergic to? Trench: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.
Incorrect Control quotes 197
Arish: We saved our best idea for last. Jesse: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last? Arish: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.
Incorrect Control quotes 196
Jesse: I failed the safety course today. Emily: Why? What happened? Jesse: Well, one of the questions was ‘in case of a fire, what steps would you take’? Emily: And? Jesse: And apparently ‘FUCKING LARGE ONES’ isn’t an acceptable answer.
Incorrect Control quotes 195
Jesse: Hi. I’m Langston's’s emergency contact. Nurse: You’re here to pick him up? Jesse: No. I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Incorrect Control quotes 118
Emily: I don’t condone these sexy but reckless actions of yours, Jesse.
Incorrect Control quotes 127
The Board: <You humans have so many emotions/feelings. You only need two: anger and confusion>
Incorrect Control quotes 132
Jesse: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser? Emily: You have the longest arms.
Incorrect Control quotes 141
Emily: It makes no damn sense. Compels me, though…
Incorrect Control quotes 194
Arish: What are you, twelve? Jesse: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.
Incorrect Control quotes 193
Jesse: Trench and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us. Marshall, sighing: What did Trench do? Jesse: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Trench: Who wants a steering wheel?
Incorrect Control quotes 192
*Jesse and Arish sitting in jail together* Arish: So who should we call? Jesse: I’d call Marshall, but I feel safer in jail.
Incorrect Control quotes 191
Store worker: Would a Ms Faden please come to the front desk? Jesse, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store worker, pointing to Darling and Langston: I believe they belong to you? Darling and Langston, simultaneously: We got lost :( Jesse: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Incorrect Control quotes 190
Arish: Hey, Jesse? Can I get some dating advice? Jesse: Just because I’m with Emily doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Incorrect Control quotes 189
Trench: This is a mistake. Darling, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Trench: But not today. Darling, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Incorrect Control quotes 188
Jesse: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Arish: It's kind of complicated, but Langston- Jesse: Got it. Forget I asked.