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daddy: are you high?

daya: what?

daddy: high?

daya: hello.

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daddy: i think my instincts about people are way better than yours.

daya: why do you say that?

daddy: well, you picked me, but i picked you.

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daddy: Got called gay in the cafeteria the other day.

daya: What happened?

daddy: got called gay in the cafeteria.

daya: yeah, but why?

daddy: I was being gay.

daya: in the cafeteria?

daddy: yeah, it was in the cafeteria.

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hellman: why is daddy on the table

daya: she likes to be tall

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daya: daddy, I'm hungry

daddy: hi hungry, I'm daddy

daya: did you just make a dad joke

daddy: yes and I'm not sorry

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adeola: is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

daddy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

daya: smad

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daya: I crave both death and cheetos

daddy: and you're getting neither

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lorna: hi daya, I like your top!

daddy: I have a name

lorna: oh my god

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daddy: i like your pants

daya: thanks, they were 50% off

daddy: i'd like them 100% off

daya: what kind of commissary just gives stuff away?

daddy: no that's not what i meant--

daya: that's a terrible way to run commissary daddy

#let's just pretend you can buy pants at commissary ok #oitnb #daddynara #daddy duarte #daddy #dominga duarte #dayanara diaz #daya diaz #incorrect oitnb #oitnb s6 #orange is the new gay #orange is the new black

daya: not everything has to be sexual

daddy: *moans*

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daddy: you know, I bet you'd look great bent over my bunk grasping at the sheets

daya: I'm not making your bed

daddy:

daddy: dammit I thought for sure that one would work

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daya: hold the fuck up

daya: I'm the fuck up. please hold me.

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daddy: how's the most attractive person in litchfield max doing?

daya, without looking up from the book she's reading: I don't know, how are you?

daddy: *voice cracking* I'm fine

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daya: is that your hand on my ass?

daddy: it was an accident

daya: daddy, your hand is still on my ass

daddy: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT

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daya: just be the bigger person

daddy: no! I'm 5'3 and bitter! you be the bigger person!

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daddy: my girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. what should i do?

annalisa: punch her in the stomach. then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her

tina swope: tackle her

vasquez: dump her

adeola: kick her in the shin

daya: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

#dayanara diaz #daya diaz #dominga duarte #daddy duarte #daddynara #oitnb #incorrect oitnb #oitnb s6 #orange is the new gay #orange is the new black #featuring adeola #featuring annalisa #featuring tina swope #featuring vasquez #not in that order

daddy: *does one push up*

daddy: i could kill god

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