Diana

ya know just random incorrects of my characters & their main hoes

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ronan, drugged in the medbay: you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

ophelia, not even listening anymore: can't say I do kiddo.

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aries: so what's it like dating ophelia?

fox: once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

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aries: why are you squeezing me with your body?

ophelia: it's a hug aries. I am hugging you.

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fox: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-

ophelia: [holds up 8 of hearts] is this your card?

fox: [softly] holy shit

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aries: how are you feeling?

ophelia: I've been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.

elias: [walks in]

ophelia: oh look, it's back

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ronan: it's really muggy out today

ophelia: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm gonna kill you.

ronan: [sips coffee from a bowl]

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ophelia: god, fox, you look horrible.

fox: so do you.

ophelia:

fox: that's a lie. You always look beautiful.

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ronan: good morning.

veronica: good morning.

catherine: good morning.

ophelia: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

fox: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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cassian: must you always attack me with words?

ophelia: you want me to use rocks?

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aries: screw that guy!

ophelia: yeah!

ophelia: —

ophelia: you're a terrible influence.

aries: you need me

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ophelia: there's only one thing worse than dying

ophelia: [rips off paper to reveal 'fox' written above the word dying]

veronica: [gasps] FOX

ophelia: NO