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incorrect disney channel quotes !!

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Adam: wearing cowboy hat and fake mustache for the school play

Leo: Hey, nice mustache!

Adam: Thanks, I made it myself.

Chase: Very bushy. What did you use for the hair?

Adam: takes off cowboy hat to reveal bald spots

my favorite one ☝️

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Adam: Does that have something to do with the bones in your stomach?

Chase: There are no bones in your stomach.

Adam: There’s at least one. I swallowed it yesterday.

accurate af

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Douglas: We drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed.

Bree (setting down her unfinished boba tea): No we absolutely do not.

😂😂😂😂😂

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Adam: Coming in from the rain with a wet teddy bear

Donald: Finds the bear in a puddle on the floor

Donald (pinching the bridge of his nose): Clear your head, Donald. There has to be a logical explanation for this, other than the teddy bear isn’t housebroken.

sorry for not posting these asks earlier, i haven’t been on here in a hot minute but i love them all and i’m posting them now! @rainforestguardian

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Maddie: When I get murdered, can you make sure my case goes unsolved.

Liv: What?

Maddie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Liv: Can we go back to the part where you said “When I get murdered”?

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Jack: Guys where did Jerry go?

Milton: He got arrested.

Jack: How-

Jerry: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Chase: I left everyone instructions while I’m gone.

Adam: Mine just says “Adam no”.

Chase: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Milton: Kim and Jerry are basically the same person. They’re both stubborn, hotheaded and brutally honest.

Jack: Oh dear lord, I’m dating Jerry!

Milton: Duh!

Jack: Aww, I kinda love that.