Incorrect Dead Poets Society Quotes

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Todd: My poetry's really stupid.

Neil: No, it's not stupid. If you like it, it's not stupid.

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Charlie: Not much could ruin today.

Cameron: Hey.

Charlie: Oh shoot, I forgot saying that summons him.

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Todd: I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.

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*about performing at a Dead Poets meeting*

Todd: Fine, I will try it once. But when it sucks and I hate it, I'm going to hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream, "Told you so, told you so," for centuries.

Neil: I look forward to the attention.

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Neil: This play is the only thing I've ever done and it's a disaster.

Charlie: It could be worse.

Neil: How?

Charlie: It could be boring.

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Knox: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want, can't I?

Neil: (staring at Todd) Tell me about it.

Knox: I murdered Meeks last night.

Neil: I feel you.

Knox: Now I have the taste of blood, I can't stop murdering.

Neil: Been there.

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Charlie: Look, Meeks, I'm sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.

Meeks: You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.

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Knox: I'm glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Meeks: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn't get pulled onstage at that Spin Doctors concert.

Neil: Or when your mom substitute taught your sex ed class.

Pitts: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your visor upside down?

Charlie: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Knox: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught – Wait a minute, why am I participating in this?!

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Neil: Damn, Meeks, are you secretly cool?

Meeks: Well, poker is just math. So I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss cool.

Charlie: I do not.

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Knox: (after the party incident) If I seem intense, that's for one reason and one reason only, okay? I don't wanna be here and I'm really sad.

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Charlie: Okay, stop talking. Do not talk again for 100 hours.

Cameron: But-

Charlie: I'm sorry, has it been 100 hours?

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Keating: No more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more stratagems, and no more bamboozles.

Charlie: I notice you left out flimflams.

Keating: No more flimflams!

Charlie: Dammit!

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Knox: Girls, am I right?

Charlie: Yeah.

Neil: No.

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I just watched DPS and I'm obsessed with your blog :) P.S: charlie is the best boy <3 Chaotic good, slytherin, bisexual, sassy, sexy and all the good things...I love him¡!

Welcome to the DPS Obsession Club :) And Charlie is definitely one of my fave characters too, you’re not alone! 

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Hi I’m hyperfixated on this now please don’t mind me blowing up your notes

Wow I don’t think I’ve ever been a hyperfixation before lol I think that means I’m doing my job right :)

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Knox: Todd, you're panicking!

Todd: Uh huh! Join me, won't you?

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Neil: Listen, I need you to swear-

Charlie: Fuck.

Neil: ...

Neil: Swear as in promise.