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Tuta : Remember the boys made us watch that movie about gay guys on the mountain?

Ansgar : Lord of the Rings?

Tuta : Yeah.

Mario : Doctor at my check up asked me if I had ''any feelings of depression or anxiety'' and I said ''don't we all?'' and she said ''no'' lol.

Elye : Now that we understand his tragic past, let's go remind him of it!

Paxten : No rizz. Just adhd and a yapper and pretty eyes. Zero rizz.

Elye : Having fun? Whore.

Farès : Yeah! Thanks man!

Dino : ''You're so mean'' if you guys weren't fucking stupid I wouldn't have to be mean to you. Change starts with you.

Mario : Oxford Dictionary in the streets... Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

Michy : He's a t'en but he talks to plants like they'll respond.

Paxten : Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine.

Timmy : Schrödinger's Flirt ; where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.

JM : I was dropped as an adult.

Kaua : Do you think if skeletons were real, ''boner'' would be a slur for them?

Jensson : Kaua, I have wonderful news for you regarding the realness of skeletons.

Mo : Unfortunately, my brain has many things to hold and no pockets.

Junior : I'm too smart for the amount of bad decisions I make.

Can : ''What a nerd lol'' I said with barely controlled lust.

Tuta : Yeah I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant' too bad I got hit by that car.

Timmy : Area man struggles with choice between basic morality and homosexual desire toward worst person alive.

Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes