Incorrect Enter At The Interval

Feat. Kelly-Ace, 댄스 하트, Melodyfox, Hellbelle, Anya Odell and Jethro Wanoke.

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Asher: I can’t do this any more. Things go missing. Doors open and shut without me touching them. I hear music playing. I can’t deny it. The house is haunted.

Kelly: You live with five other people and a dog.

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Eye Doctor: Alright, Ms Renard, could you tell me what these are?

Élodie: Um, okay. Smudge, smudge, finger, another smudge, yellow smudge, middle finger, the continent of Afrique…

Kelly: Holy hell, you drove us here!

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Jethro: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Belle, standing on a table: Those are some mighty brave words from a man standing in lava.

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Élodie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Belle, with a mouth full of popcorn: Kill two, then.

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Asher: Can we get McDonalds?

Kelly: No, I've got food at home.

Asher, crying: I hate this fucking family.

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Kelly: I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk and now it's everywhere.

Élodie: *opening brandy bottle* Jesus Christ, KK.

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Therapist: Okay, what’s wrong?

Anya: I'm sorry, it's just... I can’t get over the breakup.

Therapist: Ma'am, we have established this. Yugoslavia is not getting back together.

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Kelly, explaining daylight savings to Belle: Yeah, of course. Yeah, all crimes are legal. You can rob anyone in that hour and not get in trouble.

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Élodie: Hey, what's for dinner?

Kelly: I think a roast chicken.

Élodie: Cool, do you need me to get anything on the way back?

Kelly: Yes, a roast chicken from the hot bar.

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Asher: As your birthday is so close to Christmas, I hope you don’t mind a joint present!

Kelly: My birthday is the nineteenth of October, not fucking advent.

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*Kelly teaching Enterval to bake cookies*

Kelly: So, you see you'll have enough dough to make dozens of cookies.

Enterval: Oh, yeah, cool -

Kelly: And then you take them out of the oven and instantly eat like ninety of them.

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Élodie: Yes, your mother loves you. Mothers are notoriously bad judged of character.

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Cop: Are there any drugs in your car?

Jethro: Ha, I wish.

Cop:

Jethro: I mean no.

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Belle: Convince your neighbours that you're shrinking by walking past their windows with slightly larger jars of mayonnaise each time.

Kelly: Words cannot describe how much I regret getting you into tumblr.

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Jethro: Your profile says you love facial hair, but you don’t have any... do you not love yourself?

Belle:

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Kelly: *attatches laser lights to her door to avoid human contact*

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Anya: *tosses fairy lights over laundry pile* I did the Christmas tree!