Incorrect Faith Quotes

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Garcia: What did you say to Gary? John: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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driving in my truck right after a beer hey that fauna looks kinda weird HIT THE BRAKES I THINK THAT'S THE RAKE I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE stopped myself from turning the wheel how much cash to prove that it's real? PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY AIRDORF TRUCK I'LL MAKE A MILLION BUCKS

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For FAITH: The Unholy Tumblr's first art prompt! Maybe this is what Peekaboo's doing while John's stuck doing the elevator game

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garcia: i heard you went shooting the other day. has your aim improved? john: yeah my wrist just hurts from firing one handed... garcia: ahh makes sense. for pistols i go weaver stance myself- john: pistol? no i used the shotgun garcia:

[cup-of-joe-44]

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They’re so cool.

[dreadfuleclipse]

All shots in Garyland are on the house tonight

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hey, so i made a semi-serious faith blog where i'll likely post actually good art and maybe even fics. follow if that's up your alley

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can't believe it's this crazy girls birthday!

[theexorcistfromtheexorcist]

Lock in.

[some-fukas-idiot]

Yeah Boi

FAitH Fanart Yay :D

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gary: did i get any calls tiffany: yes, jakob left a message gary: tell that cuck im not joining his shitty backwood cult because im a literal demon from the bible tiffany: anything else? gary: ... tell him he missed my birthday party and to put my gift in the mail

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Gary: Hello, John. It's nice to finally- whoa, whoa, time out. John: What? Gary: Why are you so tall? John: ... What? Gary: He's tall, right? He's like over 6 feet. Thrall: Brother Gary, it's not that big of a deal. Thrall 2: He's right. 5'8" is a perfectly adequate height. John: Are you guys seriously hung up on this? Gary: I guess I just... I don't know. Forget it. I'll just turn into a demon later, it'll all work out. John: You'll what?

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John: Why bother guarding such a run-down clinic? Cop: I'm not. I'm waiting for the deli across the street to open. John: Oh. Cop: John: Cop: John: Is it that good? Cop: You ain't cutting in line.

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gary: and thats what you can expect after ascending to tier iv thrall: wow thats a little extreme. im not sure about all this tiffany: we also throw a pizza party at the clinic gary: were like one big family here

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John Ward in The Black Lodge. What will he do

Drink the molasses coffee and backwards dance

Climb the curtains like a scared cat

Try to exorcise the lady statue (has bobbies)

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