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Motel: Is anyone else scared?

Perchik: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.

#motel kamzoil #perchik #fiddler on the roof #insp: pitch perfect 2 #submitted by sugarweregoingdownswinging

Motel: You better watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.

Motel: [Holds up hand to reveal the words 'Please be nice to me."

#motel kamzoil #insp: 30 rock #submitted by sugarweregoingdownswinging #fiddler on the roof

Chava: I'm a bit of an introvert

Fyedka: [gasp] I love introverts!

Fyedka: [full volume, standing on a table] WHY, I'M AN INTROVERT!

#chava #fyedka #fiddler on the roof #submitted by sugarweregoingdownswinging #insp: spongebob

Tzeitel: It's kind of cold

Motel: Here, take my jacket

Tzeitel: I love you

Hodel: I'm cold, too

Perchik: Well damn Hodel I can't control the weather

#tzeitel #motel #perchik #hodel #fiddler on the roof #insp: that 70's show

I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!

Motel Kamzoil, probably

#motel #insp: friends #fiddler on the roof #motel kamzoil

I am not a sore loser. I just prefer to win, and when I don’t I get furious.

Lazar Wolf

#submitted by anonymous #fiddler on the roof #lazar wolf #thank you for this anon this is the best i M #insp: parks and recreation

Golde: You know, you’re never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.

Hodel: Alright, no husband.

#hodel #golde #fiddler on the roof #insp: the simpsons

Golde: You actually rank everyone in this village by their appearance?

Yente: Calm down, Twelve.

#golde #yente #insp: scrubs #fiddler on the roof

My party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say, “Hey man, cool socks”

Fyedka

#fyedka #fiddler on the roof #insp: text post

Fyedka: Oh, fiddlesticks!

Perchik: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.

#fiddler on the roof #fyedka #perchik #insp: homestuck

Motel: Fydeka, keep an eye on Perchik today. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Fyedka: Sure, I’d love to see Perchik get punched.

Motel: Try again.

Fyedka: ...I will stop Perchik from getting punched.

Motel: Correct.

#fiddler on the roof #motel #fyedka #perchik #insp: brooklyn nine-nine

Tzeitel: Allergies?

Hodel: Cowardice and weak-willed men.

Hodel: And hazelnuts.

#fiddler on the roof #hodel #insp: parks and recreation #tzeitel

Perchik: Honey, it's really muggy outside.

Hodel: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

Perchik: [sips coffee from bowl]

#fiddler on the roof #perchik #hodel #insp: twitter

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