Coolforinfinity

Ayyeee its meeeee

[candlesoul]

[ardourie]

[ruinedchildhood]

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

[ruinedchildhood]

[basil-from-omori]

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

[indelible-waltz]

they greebled him

[yardsards]

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins

[depsidase]

[silverhawk]

i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

[silverhawk]

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby

[mellifexfarm]

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

[mellifexfarm]

im going to swallow these like a snake

[gallusrostromegalus]

I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was expecting but:

I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.

[ladyshinga]

[toastbutteregg]

called my mom on facetime today and she proudly told me shes been working out and that she threw all her chips and sweets so i said “wow mom! im proud of-” til my younger brother dashed to the camera holding chips and sweets and said “SHE KEEPS THEM ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT DRAWER”

last thing I saw was my mom standing up to chase him then the call ended. RIP brother

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[curly-mermaid-wannabe]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

[spicylittlegoofball]

[museum-of-artifacts]

Oldest olive oil - The nearly 2,000 year old bottle filled with solidified olive oil from Pompeii (and carbonized bread on the left). Roman, 79 AD

http://bit.ly/artifactsmuseum

[coolxatu]

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[ohbeesneeze]