101% real

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Luna: We're as thick as thieves.

Victoria: Ok.

Krystal: As juicy as burglars.

Victoria: Stop.

Amber: Just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois.

Victoria: Goodbye.

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SM: What did you bring to the table?

Amber: In my last job, I brought a lot of enthusia-

SM: No. What did you just put on my desk?

Amber: You mean my toad?

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Luna: Oh my god, there's a wolf!

Victoria: Where?

Luna: No, the regular kind.

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Victoria: You are done, correct?

Amber: Yep.

Victoria: What's the answer?

Amber: Oh, I thought you asked 'are you dumb?'

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Krystal: I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning.

Luna: It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 3 of them.

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Amber: I don't exist-

Luna: Can I touch you to prove that you do?

Amber: Dinner first.

Luna:

Luna: Amber, you moron.

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SM: Give me a D!

f(x): D!

SM: Give me an I!

f(x): I!

SM: Give me an S!

f(x): S!

SM: Give me a B!

Luna: I don’t like where this is going...

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Krystal: Remember when Amber made that romantic dinner for me?

Luna: She microwaved you a pizza, Krystal.

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Krystal: Victoria can’t be good at everything. Maybe she’s a bad kisser.

Luna: No, she’s good at that too.

Krystal: What?

Luna: What?

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Amber: Luna and I are no longer friends.

Luna: Amber, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating.

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Luna: Amber, I'm trying to do this research project and I need help.

Amber: Ok.

Luna: What was the name of the boat from the titanic?

Amber:

Amber: Get out.

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Victoria: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made while drunk?

Amber: Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Luna: Are you ok?

Krystal, obviously in tears, devastated: yeah dude I'm chill lmao why are you asking?

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Krystal: What do we do, Amber?

Amber: I don't know!

Krystal: You're the oldest!

Amber: Not mentally!

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Victoria: How does this dress look?

Krystal: Amazing, I wish I could pull it off.

Victoria: Go ahead.

Krystal: What?

Victoria: What?

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Luna: Krystal, why are you naked?

Krystal: I... uh... don't have any clothes.

Luna, opening the closet: Sure you do! You have shirts, pants, oh hey Amber, that new skirt you bought, jackets—

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Victoria: Did you two sleep together?

Luna: No.

Amber: No.

Victoria: Double negative, that’s a yes.