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Jason: Look, Tal, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.

Talia: Go on...

Jason: No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

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Hanna: What do we do about this tornado?

Simon: Like us personally? Are we supposed to stop it?

Hanna: I thought you would be considerate and try at least...

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Ben: Hanna. You snuck out to see me. Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.

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Jason to Reanne: Take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence. You deserve it.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Hanna*

Hanna: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way shorter. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived, and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair, you're like a 7 on a good day, and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Jason: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Talia: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Jason: If I didn't know better, Ben, I'd say you were scared.

Ben: Heh, scared?

*absolute silence*

Ben: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

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Talia: Gardening is NOT relaxing. Bugs are eating all my shit; I've never felt this violent in my life.

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Talia: Dammit, Ben, you ruined everything!

Ben: You’re welcome.

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Hanna: You people are weird.

Reanne: You say it like you aren’t as well.

Hanna: Oh, I am, but I’m better at controlling it.

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Simon: I kind of traded your soul. But look! I got some cool pogs! Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He’s back! In pog form!

Jason: YOU TRADED MY SOUL FOR POGS?!

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Simon: So what's the plan? We're just going to hide in here forever?

Jason: Not forever, just until my sister has calmed down some.

Simon: Right, so we'll be hiding in here forever.

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Talia: Fine, but we're having salad for dinner.

Ben: But Jase said we're having burgers.

Talia: If Jason jumped off a cliff, would you?

Ben: *silence*

Talia: Ben!

Ben: I... I mean, it depends!

Talia: Don't jump off a cliff!

Ben: Well, I wasn't planning on it.

Talia: But if Jason jumped, you would?!

Ben: *more silence*

Talia: BEN!

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Ben: I’m sorry, guys. You believed in me, and I let you down.

Hanna: Come on, Ben. We never believed in you.

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Jason: Sorry I'm late, I was… doing stuff.

Ben: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

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Ben: Unfortunately for everybody, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Ben: Stay foxy.

Hanna: Die lonely.