volleyball hell

i've been stuck here for 4 years

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New Rules for IncorrectHaikyuuQuotes 2017

these are The Laws. • this is an oikawa free zone • tagging bokuroo posts as “#brotp” is now a criminal offense • phan shippers will be blocked and reported on sight • bokuto kotaro is my father In Real Life and if i see any hate of him a formal apology will be required by law as well as a 32 page essay on why it’s Not Cool to cyberbully my Dads • there is no t in team

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Hinata: *holding up lettuce* Dad, look, it's the good kush!!!

Ukai: You're in my store, how good can it be?

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Kageyama Tobio

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bokuto: holy shit bro. i just fell off a 30ft ladder

kuroo: no way bro, are you okay?

bokuto: yeah good thing i was just on the first step

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“I sported more than they sported!”

- Hinata Shoyo, probably

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iwaizumi: oikawa is the worst

someone else: ikr

iwaizumi: you've just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

[spikesandrecs]

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Hello! Ive recently crawled back into volleyball hell and caught up on all the episodes. What days do the new ones come out (if you know). Thanks in advance!

saturdays

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when did this blog get more followers than my other sideblogs that i update/post original posts on more regularly? i c r y

psst just in case y’all wanna follow those,,,

trollympians (homestuck fantroll blog) puppetemoji (five nights at freddy’s fanblog) dyslexiccharacteroftheday (explanation not needed tbh)

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Oikawa: So you see, we’re together

Iwaizumi: Well not together together- more like friends

Oikawa: No right friends, I didn’t mean to… imply

Iwaizumi: Oh you implied

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KARASUNO

Sawamura: krASUNO, FIGH t

Sugawara: put me on thE FCKuiKING COURT

Azumane: im sorrY

Nishinoya: RRROOOOOORRRIIIINNNNGGGUUUU SUUUNNNNDAAAHHHH

Tanaka: fuck IN G FIGh tm E

Ennoshita: this is why i left in the first place

Kinoshita: yeah

Narita: yeah yeah

Kageyama: what do u mean i can’t throw the dinner table you told me to set it

Hinata: uwAAAAHHHHHHHGWAAAAHHHHHHFUWAAAAAAHH

Tsukishima: lol u fukin loser #rawrmeansiloveuindinosaur

Yamaguchi: fuck voLLEYBALL haha jk i love it

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Oikawa: You're a good setter, Tobio-chan.

Kageyama: Not as good as you.

Oikawa: That's very true. Now get the hell out of here.

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Kuroo: I'll die if you don't give me a kiss.

Kenma: I have some bad news.

Kenma: You're gonna die.

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[after losing to Karasuno]

Oikawa: [laughs]

Iwaizumi: Why are you laughing?

Oikawa: [keeps laughing] Because my dream is dead.

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hinata: the stars are so pretty

kageyama: I know something better

hinata: ?

kageyama: volleyball

hinata:

hinata: I know, right?

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Hinata: “Toss to me, Kageyama! Toss! TOOOOOOS–”

Kageyama: “I’ll fucking toss you over if you don’t shut up.”