not that it needs an incorrect quotes blog

might end up just turning into a sinead stan blog

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Ichabod: I need some advice.

Diedrich, not even looking up from his ukulele: you came to the right person

[heatherfield]

New Girl

Incorrect Quotes + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  

Bonus:

[astra-lilies]

Matilda: We need to find a way to get this door open... Ichabod, hand me your credit card.

Ichabod: Okay.

Matilda, pocketing it: Alright. Now, Brom, could you break down this door?

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

anyone: i don't like women (as in im gay)

brom: MISOGYNIST

[awigglycultist]

Blair: Hey Cal

Cal: Yes?

Blair: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Cal:

Cal: Where's Tripp?

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Matilda: What did you do?

Brom: ...

the Babes: ....

Matilda: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Frank again.

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Tripp, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Cal, pulling out an uno card: +4

Blair, pulling out a Pokemon card: Joltean, I choose you

Lucretia, trembling: what we you playing?

[starkidtincanshipwreck]

Ichabod: It's horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay.

Brom: Like children.

[awigglycultist]

Matilda: Kat is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Icabod: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE!

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Diedrich Knickerbocker, pulling out his ukulele: You know what I've realized?

Ichabod: that some things are better left unsaid?

Diedrich Knickerbocker: Haha, nice try anyways-

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Tripp, Blair, and Cal are sitting on a bench.

Brom: Why do you guys look so sad?

Blair: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Brom: *sits down*

Cal: The bench is freshly painted.

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Brom: How does Ichabod look?

Kat: A little better than you actually.

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Ichabod: So, how does Brom usually get out of his messes?

Kat: He doesn't. The babes just create a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Ichabod: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Tripp: Yeah, I know it's bad for the environment, I'm already miserable about it, you didn't need to say anything.

Ichabod: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Ichabod: How can you not care?

Diedrich Knickerbocker: like this

Diedrich Knickerbocker: *shrugs*

[incorrectheadlessquotes]

Tripp: hey, do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Kat: you're a hazard to society.

Matilda: and a coward, do 20.

[booigi-boi]

Offering low quality Headless Series memes