dirt enthusiast
pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
oozey mess
Today's Document
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature
shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home
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@incorrecthsmquotes
Chad: I’m gonna tell you all my secrets
Chad: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 week, I didn’t actually sell my last bike I just forgot where I parked it, I don’t know who Al Gore is and at this point I’m to afraid to ask, when they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is, when I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me, I once threw soda at a swan and then it attacked Troy.
Number two sexiest female organ: the butt. Number one sexiest female organ: the brain. The ba-donk-a-donk and the ba-think-a-think.
Jimmie “The Rocket” Zara
No, I won't do it. When I got my caligraphic's license, I swore I would only use it for good.
Gabriella Montez
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
Chad Danforth
I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.
Sharpay Evans
Sir? You’re not using enough cheese on that pizza, sir.
Jason Cross
If we’re still single in 5 years and we haven’t found anybody can we make a pact? that we will kill each other.
Kelsi Nielsen to Ryan Evans
I’m sorry, are you saying that I’m not cultured? I’m deeply cultured. I’ve been to London
Chad Danforth
My apartment is the only place that I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 channels. And none of them want to hurt me.
Kelsi Nielsen
My TV is broken and I cannot be alone with my thoughts.
Chad Danforth
Maybe I won’t get married. Maybe I’ll just do one of those Eat Pray Love things. Ugh, I don’t want to pray. Forget it. I’ll just die alone.’
Taylor McKessie
Gabriella: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
Taylor: Girl Sprouts?
Gabriella: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.
That car is your superpower! Thor would never wager his hammer, and Neil Patrick Harris would never wager his showmanship!
Ryan Evans to Chad Danforth
Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.
Sharpay Evans
Sharpay: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener.
Gabriella: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Sharpay: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass.
Jason: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.
Chad: Your first what?
Jason: Dog.
Chad: That is never what people mean by that.
The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
Martha Cox