Incorrect ICoS

Incorrect quotes from In the Company of Shadows by Santino Hassell and Ais | Submission: Open, since the queue is set to once a day some time submissions take a while to be posted.

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Owen: The Earth…is a cup.

Ryan: Explain?

Owen: Holds things.

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Boyd: Listen, I’m gonna need you to calm down.

Ryan, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?

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I’m physically available but my emotional availability is up in the air currently. Lemme eat some pasta and I’ll let you know.

Boyd Beaulieu

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Boyd: You're infuriating.

Hsin: Have you met you?

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Hsin: Of course, his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.

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Hsin: I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.

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Bree (about Emilio): At least he uses his lack of impulse control for 'chaotic good' instead of 'chaotic evil'.

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Emilio (to Zach): I really love you. Like, more than tequila. And we both know that's my favorite.

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Kassian: Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.

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Ryan: Who here knows how to dismantle a security camera?

[after getting answers]

Ryan: Everybody here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it.

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Kassian: Vega, can I give you some advice?

Hsin: Absolutely not.

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Boyd: I can't believe you and Kassian broke the bed last night!

Hsin: It must've been wild.

Ryan: Haha..., yeah...

[the night before]

Ryan: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Kassian: Oh, really!?

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Hsin: Who the fuck-

Carhart: Language.

Hsin: Whom the fuck-

Carhart: No.

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Owen: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Carhart, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.

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[at the beginning]

Ryan: Why are you in love with Hsin?

Boyd: He's everything I've ever dreamed off!

Ryan: You know he's just trying to kill you, right?

Boyd: Exactly!

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Boyd (to Hsin): Okay, I know what you're thinking.

Boyd (to Hsin): Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

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Ryan: My boyfriend is gonna kick you ass. I'm gonna tell him where you live.

Bex: ...

Ryan: Where do you live?