before i completely sign off, i would also like to shout out my other socials if you want to follow.
twitter: sincerely_hope_
instagram: underscorehope_
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@incorrectjalexquotes
before i completely sign off, i would also like to shout out my other socials if you want to follow.
twitter: sincerely_hope_
instagram: underscorehope_
hey! so this account has grown very rapidly and i’m so happy to see that i have gained almost 500 followers. but despite that, i’m quitting this account. it was a fun idea when i started it, but in all honesty, i don’t really like it anymore. i’m getting kind of bored and i’m not a huge all time low fan anymore. i still do like the quotes idea though and that’s why i started a new account @quotes-out-of-contxt . follow if you want, it’s not a big deal to me. and thanks for sticking around💖
Alex: [is trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie]
Jack: If only you sucked mine that hard.
Alex: [starts choking]
Jack: I'm gay.
Alex: I don't really mind as long as you hit on me.
Jack: Don't worry about that you're not really my type anyways.
Alex:
Jack: And you know what the worst part is?
Alex: That you're having to process your emotional pain without alcohol?
Jack: No!
Alex:
Jack: Yes.
Alex and Jack: -2,1! Happy New Year! [kisses]
Rian: Guys, it's not even midnight yet. Stop making out every time the microwave goes off.
Jack: [referring to Alex's suit] So...who's the lucky guy?
Alex: ...I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
Jack: Truth or dare?
Alex: [exasperated] Truth.
Jack: Do you want to kiss me?
Alex: Dare.
Jack: [leans in] I dare you to kiss me.
Alex: Never have I ever-
Jack: That's not the game.
Zack: Is it that hard to just say you like him?
Jack: No, it's not! Alex wouldn't like me in that way so I'll take what I can get.
Zack: So...Alex is just platonically cuddling with you?
Alex: Siri, call dad.
Siri: Calling Daddy.
Alex, panicing: Wait, shit, n-
Jack: Hello?
Jack: Alex, you’re so gay that you probably wouldn’t even suck my dick right now.
Alex: Yes I would, dude! Wait what?
Jack: Yo, I got groceries.
Alex: Dope. Wait you just got a brick of cheese?
Jack: Yeah...I’m pretty high.
Zack: Dude, having sex does not mean you’re dating!
Jack: Yeah! If it did, Alex and I would be dating.
Alex:
Everyone:
Rian: Hey, let's play truth or dare.
Jack: Okay.
Alex: Fine.
Rian: Me first. Jack, truth or dare?
Jack: Truth.
Rian: How gay are you for Alex?
Jack: Hella.
Jack: I know you don't like that shirt-but I could definitely pull it off.
Alex: [mumbling] Please do.
Jack: What?
Alex: What?
Jack: You know, ketchup is technically a smoothie.
Alex: Jack, I love you, but please don't whisper these things in my ear at 2 AM.
Alex: How high are you?
Jack: [absolutely stoned] I'm not high, you're just short.