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before i completely sign off, i would also like to shout out my other socials if you want to follow.

twitter: sincerely_hope_

instagram: underscorehope_

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hey! so this account has grown very rapidly and i’m so happy to see that i have gained almost 500 followers. but despite that, i’m quitting this account. it was a fun idea when i started it, but in all honesty, i don’t really like it anymore. i’m getting kind of bored and i’m not a huge all time low fan anymore. i still do like the quotes idea though and that’s why i started a new account @quotes-out-of-contxt . follow if you want, it’s not a big deal to me. and thanks for sticking around💖

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Alex: [is trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie]

Jack: If only you sucked mine that hard.

Alex: [starts choking]

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Jack: I'm gay.

Alex: I don't really mind as long as you hit on me.

Jack: Don't worry about that you're not really my type anyways.

Alex:

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Jack: And you know what the worst part is?

Alex: That you're having to process your emotional pain without alcohol?

Jack: No!

Alex:

Jack: Yes.

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Alex and Jack: -2,1! Happy New Year! [kisses]

Rian: Guys, it's not even midnight yet. Stop making out every time the microwave goes off.

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Jack: [referring to Alex's suit] So...who's the lucky guy?

Alex: ...I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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Jack: Truth or dare?

Alex: [exasperated] Truth.

Jack: Do you want to kiss me?

Alex: Dare.

Jack: [leans in] I dare you to kiss me.

Alex: Never have I ever-

Jack: That's not the game.

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Zack: Is it that hard to just say you like him?

Jack: No, it's not! Alex wouldn't like me in that way so I'll take what I can get.

Zack: So...Alex is just platonically cuddling with you?

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Alex: Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling Daddy.

Alex, panicing: Wait, shit, n-

Jack: Hello?

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Jack: Alex, you’re so gay that you probably wouldn’t even suck my dick right now.

Alex: Yes I would, dude! Wait what?

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Jack: Yo, I got groceries.

Alex: Dope. Wait you just got a brick of cheese?

Jack: Yeah...I’m pretty high.

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Zack: Dude, having sex does not mean you’re dating!

Jack: Yeah! If it did, Alex and I would be dating.

Alex:

Everyone:

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Rian: Hey, let's play truth or dare.

Jack: Okay.

Alex: Fine.

Rian: Me first. Jack, truth or dare?

Jack: Truth.

Rian: How gay are you for Alex?

Jack: Hella.

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Jack: I know you don't like that shirt-but I could definitely pull it off.

Alex: [mumbling] Please do.

Jack: What?

Alex: What?

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Jack: You know, ketchup is technically a smoothie.

Alex: Jack, I love you, but please don't whisper these things in my ear at 2 AM.

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Alex: How high are you?

Jack: [absolutely stoned] I'm not high, you're just short.