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Jane: *tweeting* I'm gay

Jane: *tweeting again* LMAO I'm not actually gay, my wife Jacqueline stole my phone

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Jane: *calls Jacqueline at 3am*

Jacqueline: "Why are you calling me this late?"

Jane: "I need your help, I did something really bad"

Jacqueline: "Put the body on ice, I'm on way"

Jane: "What? No, it's not-- why would I--Jacqueline?"

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Ryan Decker: I wish I had a girlfriend like Jacqueline.

Jane: No you don't, trust me.

Ryan: I don't?

Jane: I once asked her for water when she was mad at me, she brought me a glass full of ice and told me to wait

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Ryan: Could you two please keep it down? I'm trying to think!

Jacqueline: Don't worry, the first time is always tough

Jane: *spits out drink* Jacqueline!

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Jacqueline: I need you to be straight with me.

Jane: *nervous gay laughter*

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Jacqueline: Jane texted me "your adorable" so I texted her back and said "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Richard: And?

Jacqueline: And now we're dating. We've been on twelve dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I love her so I'm not going to say anything.

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Jane: (getting home after work)

Jane: Are you cooking?

Jacqueline: You had a terrible day, I wanted to do something nice for you

Jane: So you're cooking?

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Jacqueline: So you lied to me?

Jane: That depends on how you define lying.

Jacqueline: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Jane: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Jane: You know what? I'm covering everything in cinnamon.

Kat: Do you really want to do that?

Jane: Cinnamon toast. Cinnamon banana. Cinnamon toast. Cinnamon hot chocolate

Kat: You'll make yourself sick, you do know that right?

Jane: Cinnamon spiced Jacqueline.

*Jacqueline walks past and hears*

Jacqueline: Pardon?

Jane: Cinnamon fries.

Kat: Did you say, "cinnamon spiced Jacqueline"

Jane: Cinnamon spiced cinnamon.

Jacqueline: What the fuck?

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Jacqueline: *drunk texting Jane* Twinkle twinkle little star let's have sex inside my car

Jane: *texts back* Give me fifteen minutes

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Jacqueline: Jane got drunk on our wedding night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

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*Jacqueline walks in out of breath*

Jacqueline: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff

*Ryan Decker walks in looking dishevelled*

Ryan: *gasping* She pushed me down the stairs!

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(Jane talking to Jacqueline)

Kat: I hate to admit this out-loud, but they're really cute together

Sutton: Yes they are.

Adena: I would put them in a boat.

Kat: You mean you ship them?

Adena: ....

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Richard: I'm going to give this to you straight

Jacqueline: Gross.

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Jane: I'm not gay but you look amazing in that dress.

Kat: Jacqueline, it would look even better on Jane's bedroom floor.

Jacqueline: Wait, are you flirting for Jane?

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