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perrie’s dumb as fuck here

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Jade: I mean it's crazy

Perrie: what

Jade: we finish each other's

Perrie: sentences. it better be sentences

Perrie: if you touch my sandwich, I will end you

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Jade: how much do you love me?

Perrie: I'd move mountains for you

Jade: can you get me a glass of water

Perrie: let's not go too crazy

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[after a petty argument]

Perrie: DID YOU SERIOUSLY BLOCK MY NUMBER

Jade: did you seriously get a new number to text me?

Perrie: OF COURSE !??!!

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[at a romantic dinner]

Jade: *steals some of Perrie's fries*

Perrie: *quietly puts engagement ring back in pocket*

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Perrie: *ignores Jade*

Jade: *ignores Perrie back*

Perrie: what the fuck ???

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[texting]

Perrie: what are you doing tonight?

Jade: working again :( *message not delivered*

Jade: you?

Perrie: oh I like where this is going ;)

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Jade: pick me up

Perrie: i'm drunk

Jade: send me your location

Perrie: i love that song

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Jade: no

Perrie: what?

Jade: having sex in the Louvre? WHY? and dont spout that cheesy "i want to pin you against the wall like the piece of art you are" shit!

Perrie: what if i want you to pin ME against the wall like the piece of art i am?

Jade: then thats a maybe

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Jade: i'm gonna build a time machine

Perrie: [eating the last donut] what are you gonna use it for?

Jade: [eating the last donut] right some wrongs.

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Perrie: i am never playing sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber

Jade: but what else would you do in the sims?

Perrie: TAKE CARE OF THEM

Jade: unrealistic

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what has the world done for me nothing what has jerrie done for me everything

[ssnniixx]

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Perrie: [gasps]

Jade: What is it?

Perrie: Is soy milk just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jade, under her breath: ...What the fuck?

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Perrie: Jade you are literally dating the most beautiful human ever

Perrie: AKA me

Perrie: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside of me will look as good as the outside

Jade: You what

Jade: You- we're going to the hospital

Perrie: Sounds good cause I think I'm dying

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Jesy: Who would like to put the angel on top of the tree?

Perrie: I'll do it

Jade: PUT ME DOWN

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Jade: what are you doing?

Perrie: staring at you

Jade: yeah i got that, but why?

Perrie: my therapist said to look out into the world more

Perrie: and you’re my entire world

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Perrie: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?

Mirrror: you-

Perrie: wrong! it’s Jade. get your facts right next time.