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Jade: I mean it's crazy

Perrie: what

Jade: we finish each other's

Perrie: sentences. it better be sentences

Perrie: if you touch my sandwich, I will end you

[after a petty argument]

Perrie: DID YOU SERIOUSLY BLOCK MY NUMBER

Jade: did you seriously get a new number to text me?

Perrie: OF COURSE !??!!

Jade: how much do you love me?

Perrie: I'd move mountains for you

Jade: can you get me a glass of water

Perrie: let's not go too crazy

Perrie: *ignores Jade*

Jade: *ignores Perrie back*

Perrie: what the fuck ???

[texting]

Perrie: what are you doing tonight?

Jade: working again :( *message not delivered*

Jade: you?

Perrie: oh I like where this is going ;)

[at a romantic dinner]

Jade: *steals some of Perrie's fries*

Perrie: *quietly puts engagement ring back in pocket*

Jade: no

Perrie: what?

Jade: having sex in the Louvre? WHY? and dont spout that cheesy "i want to pin you against the wall like the piece of art you are" shit!

Perrie: what if i want you to pin ME against the wall like the piece of art i am?

Jade: then thats a maybe

Perrie: i am never playing sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber

Jade: but what else would you do in the sims?

Perrie: TAKE CARE OF THEM

Jade: unrealistic

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