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jungkook is ᵇᵃᵇʸ therefore he speaks in ᵖᵒᵘᵗ

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Your blog made me laugj so hard and I was having a ROUGH DAY SIS thank uuuuuuuuu

im glad!

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seokjin, setting down a card: ace of spades

hoseok, pulling out an uno card: +4

jungkook, whipping out a pokémon card: i choose you pikachu!

namjoon, trembling: what are we playing?

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manager sejin: if anyone has a question, they can ask now.

jungkook: is it the S or C in scent that’s silent?

manager sejin: if anyone has a question related to the schedule, they can ask now.

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taehyung: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something.

jungkook: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, last week...?

taehyung: i did that on purpose, try again.

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[texting]

seokjin: answer your phone

jungkook: gimme a sec i can’t find it

seokjin: okay

[fifteen minutes later]

seokjin: i hate you.

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*whispers* SB19

that’s the filipino boy group right? i’ve heard of them 

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jungkook: ask me why i like namjoon hyung?

taehyung: ...why do you like namjoon hyung?

jungkook: [pulls out a 200 slide presentation and a stack of notes] i’m glad you asked!!

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118.) Let Jiang Cheng have one peaceful dinner, please.

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PLS

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jungkook: a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and killed it

jungkook: and i started thinking

jungkook: like it was just trying to get food

jungkook: what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

jungkook: how would i feel

namjoon: are you okay

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I LOVE YOUR POSTS!!! 😂💖

thank you!!!!!!!

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taehyung: i’m single... you’re single... you know what that means?

jungkook: yea

jungkook: we ugly

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seokjin: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many will you have?

jungkook: 0

seokjin: it’s basic math it’s not even that ha—

jungkook: i would give them all to you because i love you

seokjin, holding back tears: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my room

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namjoon: hey can you help me with this zipper?

jungkook: sure

namjoon:

namjoon: UP, jungkook.

jungkook: right, sorry

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jungkook: let’s get this bread!

seokjin: you always say that, but you never come grocery shopping with me.

jungkook, sobbing: that’s not what it means.

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jungkook: when i get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

namjoon: what?

jungkook: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

namjoon: let’s go back to the ‘when i get murdered’ part.

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jungkook: you’ve heard of an elf on the shelf, now get ready for:

jungkook: [places pot on top of jimin’s head] a thot in a pot

jimin:

jimin: [standing up] get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body you little fu—

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[in bed]

jungkook: punish me

namjoon: [panicking] g-go stand in the corner and think about what u just did