Things the juniper crew never said @incorrectjuniperofthesea - Tumblr Blog

Koyle: *goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before*

#Koyle Baraparin #juniper of the sea

Kate: 1. remember you can’t kill everyone

Kate: 2. REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO TRY

#Kate Sheffeld #juniper of the sea

Whulf: Hey (with the intentions to assemble all of your ikea furniture for fun while you drink a glass of wine and admire me)

#Whulf Careon #he's talking to hemlock i think #Juniper of the sea

Liz: Why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key?

Jasper, behind liz, holding her rapier: Oh, don't worry about it!

#Jasper Careon #elde'liz moorebeau #juniper of the sea #seconds before disaster....

Valoran: WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

Hannah: The World Health Organization is going to do WHAT?

#juniper of the sea #hannah crawley #Valoran

Hannah: Of course i care about the crew equally!

Hemlock: We were attacked while you were away!

Hannah: IS KATE OK?!

#Hannah Crawley #hemlock sheffeld #kate sheffeld #juniper of the sea

Aerith: if you don’t like me at my worst, then you don’t like me at my best

Everyone:

Kate: I don’t like you at all

#Aerith Careon #kate sheffeld #juniper of the sea

Liz: just hit 22 followers, ama!

Aerith: whats your credit card number

Hemlock: If two people reach the same understanding, one through normal means and the other through mystical experience, is one experience more epistemologically valuable?

Liz: ---- ---- ---- ---- cvv 424

Liz: i don’t know the answer to the other one.

#Hemlock Sheffeld #elde'liz moorebeau #Aerith careon

Hannah: I'm just in a silly goofy mood guys

Kate: YOU ARE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK PLEASE LAY DOWN

Hannah: no 🖕

#Hannah Crawley #kate sheffeld #juniper of the sea

Hannah and Koyle at the beach

Koyle puts on suncream

Hannah: pussy.

Koyle: You think you're stronger than the fucking SUN?!

#Hannah Crawley #Koyle Baraparin #juniper of the sea #I AM BACK :)

Valoran: I miss my wife, Aerith

Valoran: I miss her a lot

Aerith: *wheezes*

#Aerith Careon #Valoran #Juniper of the Sea #source: sonic fandub #IT'S OK VAL WE'RE GETTING HER BACK SOON I THINK

#Elde'liz Moorebeau #kate sheffeld #hannah crawley #juniper of the sea

Kate: doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock. those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

Kate: are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch?

Kate: going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?

#froody #Kate Sheffeld #juniper of the sea #source: on tumblr #if they want me to take this down i will :)#anyways kate is the druid of the party #can you tell?

Liz, holding a box: What would you say if one day i came home with like, 6 puppies?

Moorebeau: What's in the box?

Liz: ...

Moorebeau: What's in the box, Liz?

Liz: ...I think you know

#Elde'liz Moorebeau #Moorebeau #juniper of the sea #source: sanders sides

Koyle, looking at Kate: This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

#juniper of the sea #Kate Sheffeld #Koyle Baraparin #source: homestuck

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