Heck-School for Cruel Teen Boys Who Like the Devil All the Time

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Hara, meeting Hanamiya for the first time: I thought you'd be taller.

Hanamiya: And I thought you'd be less flamingly bi.

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Hara to his teammates: I am deeply and genuinely sorry for whatever awesome thing I did that made all you dipshit losers angry at me for no reason.

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I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea.

Hara Kazuya

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Hara, at Furuhashi's house: In fact, I think I might live here.

Furuhashi: I don't think so. If you lived here, you'd have less non-broken bones. And more crushed spirits.

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Yamazaki: Tell him to go eat shit, Furuhashi.

Furuhashi: Tell him yourself.

Yamazaki: EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! Fall off the court!

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Kuroko: What's it like to...what's it like to injure someone, Hanamiya?

Hanamiya: It's kind of like...It's kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there and the other player is there. And it's just the two of us. And the other player's carried away on a stretcher. And I am the winner.

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Hanamiya: Hara, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Hara: Oooh, someone’s in trouble— Wait, it’s me. I don’t know why I did that?

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Itsuki: They can be so cruel when they sense weakness...

Yamazaki: That’s why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Seto: Yamazaki, that’s prison.

Yamazaki: Only if you let it be.

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Hara: Guys, we just have to remember we're all Kirisaki Daiichi so we're better than everyone else. That's why we're doing this. Someone on Touou wouldn't have done this. They would have quit. And Seirin—they would not have been able to read.

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What pierces me all the more is that I'm a fool on account of my own malicious avarice. I am not a simple fool or a gentle dummy, but a categorical jackass. I could not break him. I have lost.

Hanamiya Makoto after losing to Seirin

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Hanamiya: I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!

Yamazaki: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?

Hanamiya: Of course I'm not, Hiroshi. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought about the smell, you bitch!

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Hanamiya: Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. Lemme get a, uh, 50 gallon drum of bleach...

Furuhashi: Check.

Hanamiya: ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...

Furuhashi: Sounds good.

Hanamiya: ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.

Furuhashi: Reasonable.

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"Like do I really need to say 'no homo' before every friendly, open-mouthed kiss?"

Hara Kazuya

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Hanamiya: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Hara: Yeah...I have feelings every single day of my life.

Hanamiya: Do you?

Hara: Are you saying you don't have feelings?