kleinphy boye of the deh fandom

connor murphy + jared kleinman ♥

[andyrichardson]

im leaving tumblr if you wanna follow my instagram im @aint.worth.beans

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared: *points at an angle on a triangle* acute angle

jared: *points at connor* a cute angel

jared: know the difference

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared: hey connor are you today's date

connor: no

[incorrectkleinphy]

connor: do you take constructive criticism

jared: not without crying

[incorrectkleinphy]

arena stage connor, to cynthia: bitch

arena stage connor: *leaves*

broadway connor: wait come back

arena stage connor: what

broadway connor:

broadway connor: bitch

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared: oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

connor to himself: oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared: i'm straight

connor: *exists*

jared: so it turns out i'm not straight

[incorrectkleinphy]

im gonna go through my entire kleinphy playlist and remove a few songs and add a few songs bc rn its kinda a mess and a lot of the songs were just like “theres this one line here that sounds like kleinphy, time to add it to my playlist”

[incorrectkleinphy]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/604mwGd0UgW5JfobmyRjAF?si=wAUOhL8jQnuD0VHCL0nBMA

forgot to post it i got distracted but ! :)

[incorrectkleinphy]

im gonna go through my entire kleinphy playlist and remove a few songs and add a few songs bc rn its kinda a mess and a lot of the songs were just like “theres this one line here that sounds like kleinphy, time to add it to my playlist”

[incorrectkleinphy]

connor: being a horny teenager is bad actually

jared: ok cissie

[incorrectkleinphy]

insert any line from a front bottoms song here

[incorrectkleinphy]

dear evan hansen except jared wears this shirt the whole time

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared: party rockers in the house tonite

connor: it's "party rock is"

jared:

connor:

jared: *kisses connor*

[incorrectkleinphy]

kleinphy getting some goddamn sleemp for a change

[incorrectkleinphy]

fellas, if he

cant talk about his feelings

has horrible dad fashion

is a dick to you and your friends

writes fake emails about a dead kid

wears khaki shorts and button ups, which really is not a good look

he’s not your man, he’s jared kleinman!

[ieroween]

Jared, to Connor: I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

[incorrectkleinphy]

jared kleinman icon