The Lovely Journey of A Well Adjusted Man

Memorable quotes from the LISA series can be found here. Submissions and Asks are always welcome. Header art by Rhythm Cesar

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“Men only think about their past right before death, as if they were searching frantically for proof they were alive.”

— Arnold Shpitz

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“It is such a quiet thing, to fall... But far more terrible is to admit it.”

— Ajeet Mandeep

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“Have I truly become a monster?”

— Dr. Yado

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“No! No. Brad, just... stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid, it's you! Alright? It's you. ...Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”

— Richard Weeks

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“excuse me??????? i have a boyfriend.”

— Lisa Armstrong

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i think that's the first post i've seen from you in like, 2 years, where've you been?

At first it was just me getting tired and bored of LISA related content, then some personal issues came up that I also had to take care of. Add in some drama and a few breakdowns here and there and it’s just been a really trying time. I’ve gotten through most of it though, and I thought that I was in a good enough place to return to this sort of thing. So yeah, maybe not fully, but in some capacity I’m back.

— queen-roger

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“Don’t forget! The impossible is possible! All you gotta do is make it so!”

— Terry Hintz

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“if she breathe, she a thot”

— Dr. Yado

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“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh, how about no”

— Brad: the whole fucking game

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“Please… PLEASE BRING AMBERLAMPS!” (source: Smosh)

- Alex Churchland

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Knock knock, it's the United States

Hawk Hollywood: LISA The Painful

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I turned the “wanted” into “warning” ;)

-Buddy Armstrong

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"Oh fuck he has a gun"

-Arnold Shpitz // Lisa: The Joyful

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I’m modern art,you fuck!!! 

Lisa The: joyful: Arty. 

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Lay down dam I arms prepare vega die your to and, for am I vega van dam??? 

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Do you know what your about to experience? ………………………My flatulence……. 

Lisa The: Pointless : Chriss Bellucci. 

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Man, I see in Downtown Olathe the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Arnold Shpitz: LISA: The Pointless