Canon Quotes From A Bishop

All of these came directly from M52 | Totally serious blog

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the legion: tries solving a puzzle Jayce, trying to help but also not die: miming and bullshit signing hints in the corner

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Jameson: oh shit we gotta make it oh god oh fuck

Jameson: *sacrifices part of the Legion*

Jameson: I’m ok

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Vidar: I’ve only had Sidon and Ripley for a day but if anything happened to them I will kill everyone in this dimension and then myself

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The foundation did surgery on a magpie, they did surgery on a wanderer

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Gay rights

Omega, December 31, 2018

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Jay and Dove, in Ripley jackets, T-Posing: We Are The Gay Brigade

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BORN TO DIE, WORLD IS A FUCK, KILL EM ALL 1989, I AM TRASH MAN, 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS-

—  Ripley, slowly going insane

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josh:

breaths

ripley: Hey do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Shut the whole fucking fuck up. Shut the new extended 3 hour edition the fuck up. Once you’ve done that, put the bonus disk in and click on the deleted fucks and shut those the fuck up. And once you have finished shutting the physical fuck up, redeem the code on the back, download the digital fuck from Amazon and shut those up. Shut your 30 day free trial the fuck up. And once your mouth has receded into itself with such force from shutting the fuck up that your entire digestive system collapses into a black hole, shut the fuck up one more time. For the betterment of humanity.

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ripley: Making my way downtown

ripley: Walking fast

ripley:

ripley:

ripley: Walking a little bit slower so my steps match with josh’s steps because he’s short

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Dana: Alright, confession time number two boiz! I didn’t actually sell my car, I just don’t know where I parked it.

Giannini: When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is.

Josh: I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my brother Carson .

Jay, in tears: JUST ONE MEAL IN PEACE GUYS. THAT IS ALL I ASK.

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I’ve been dead inside for longer than you’ve been alive, you little punks.

—Ripley

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Joshua Kingsley: I don’t think my atoms are all that jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.

Ripley: oh you don’t say??

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Ripley: There is so much Monarch activity in LA

Ripley: no one should live here

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Vidar: *plays Hit or Miss on a kazoo*

Sidon: you are such a fucking bastard

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Omega: so like here’s some blood, good luck with that wound buddy uh yeah thanks omega

Ripley: can you back up and explain why you brought Starbucks to a horrid forest?

Omega: look man I’m gonna be gone in like 2 seconds so that’s gonna be a mystery, toodles

Ripley: b r uh

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Ripley: HEY WHAT’S THE SCOOP

Fargo: D E A T H

Ripley: D:

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Vidar: *sees ripley*

Vidar:

Vidar: IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE