Jan 24, 2021
ripley ripley ripley!
i like axe-wielding guys okay
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ripley ripley ripley!
i like axe-wielding guys okay
Gianni: I'm going to go do this stupid thing
everyone: don't you dare do this stupid thing
Gianni: I WILL FUCKING COLLAPSE YOUR ORGANS FUCK YOU I'M DOING THE THING
Melody: See you, good luck not getting caught by the Skippers
Ripley: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hive Trials, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Insurgency, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Radiant Energy and I’m the top Agent in the entire Foundation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scribes across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Rod: evilly laughs for an ungodly long time
the legion: tries solving a puzzle Jayce, trying to help but also not die: miming and bullshit signing hints in the corner
Jameson: oh shit we gotta make it oh god oh fuck
Jameson: *sacrifices part of the Legion*
Jameson: I’m ok
Vidar: I’ve only had Sidon and Ripley for a day but if anything happened to them I will kill everyone in this dimension and then myself
The foundation did surgery on a magpie, they did surgery on a wanderer