Incorrect Mao Quotes

Hi! This account is just for fun while i wait for new chapters. (characters might be a bit OOC)

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Mao: Do you feel any better?

Nanoka: I feel much better now that you're here with me.

*Souma walks in*

Nanoka: I feel half better.

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Natsuno: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Nanoka: We're chopsticks!

Kamon: Well... that's cute!

Hyakka: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Mao: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Nanoka: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need.

Mao: You're a ten.

Nanoka: No, it's a pick-up lin-

Mao: You are a ten, end of discussion.

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Nanoka, grinning: I have a knife!

Otoya: Put it down, Nanoka.

Nanoka: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hyakka: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Hyakka: I’m actually very good at mathematics.

Hyakka: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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Hyakka: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Kamon: You're drinking orange juice.

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Nanoka: Why is Hyakka so mad?

Mao: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Nanoka: And...?

Mao: He got Hakubi.

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Nanoka: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works

Hyakka, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Kamon: Why are Mao and Nanoka sitting with their backs to each other?

Otoya: They had a fight.

Kamon: Then why are they holding hands?

Otoya: They get sad when they fight.

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Kamon: Why are your tongues purple?

Nanoka: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Mak: I had a red one.

Kamon: oh

Kamon:

Kamon: OH

Hyakka:

Hyakka: You drank each other's slushies?

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Nanoka: I turned out perfectly fine!

Mao: Nanoka, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Nanoka: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Kamon: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Mao: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Nanoka: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Mao: Okay.

Nanoka: And make out during the scary parts.

Mao: Th-

Mao: The scary parts?

Mao: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl??

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Nanoka: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Mao: Wednesay

Nanoka: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Nanoka: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Souma: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Now that i think about it, this could apply to Mao and Renji as well XD

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Nanoka: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Souma: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Nanoka:*trying to cheer the group up* Things could be worse, you know!

Otoya: How?

Nanoka: How what?

Otoya: How could they be worse?

Nanoka: They couldn’t, I lied.

Otoya: