Incorrect Musical Quotes

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Atropos: We’ll just give Orpheus a test he can’t possibly pass!

Hades: Isn’t that cheating?

Clotho: Aren’t you cheating?

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Hades: There are a lot of vital things I do for this community. Like create pamphlets, and strategize about new places to put parking meters.

Eurydice: *mumbles* I know a place he can put another parking meter.

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*Orpheus is helping Hades and Persephone work through a fight*

Hades, pointing to Persephone: Okay, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay? Because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And secondofly, I know you’re the big “marriage expert”… oh, I’m sorry, I forgot: your wife is dead!

Hades: *laughs*

Persephone and Orpheus: *stunned silence*

Hades:

Hades: I’m sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely. *leaves*

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Orpheus: Mr. Hermes, it’s time!

Hermes: For what?

Orpheus: My clue! About the girl I’m gonna marry!

Hermes: Ha! If you had a clue, you wouldn’t get married at all!

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Cynthia: Zoe, what are you doing? This is the kind of troublemaking I expect from your brother! Connor: You do? Cool, a blank check for mayhem!

(Source: The Simpsons)

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Zoe: How many of you have played musical instruments before? Connor: Do instruments of torture count? Zoe: No.

(Source: Spongebob Squarepants)

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Zoe: If I had to apologize for all the stuff my brother has done, I wouldn’t have a voice left. (Source: Shameless)

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Connor: I keep telling myself to quit drugs. Connor: As if I'd ever listen to a drug addict…

(Source: Tumblr)

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Heidi (to Evan): Go out and make someone's day. Every day you make mine by being my son.

(Source: Chrono Trigger: The Musical)

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Orpheus: You guys need to stop ruining my mom’s visit with your sushi, and your sadness, and your… slutty shirts!

*Orpheus storms out*

Dwayne: *whispers something to Jax*

Jax: *loudly* No, he’s not talking about your shirt. Your shirt is fine.

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Zoe, texting the group chat: So, I was at church today and my brother had to use the bathroom and so did I. So I walk back into the chapel and my entire family is dying laughing.

Zoe: Apparently, instead of walking back to his seat like a normal person, my brother jumped over the back of the pew into his seat like a freaking ninja turtle. In the middle of Easter mass.

Zoe: Connor’s argument is that he was trying to be respectful of the people around us by not walking near them.

Zoe: Apparently he made a really loud sound.

Alana: OMG.

Zoe: He's a bit of a moron.

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Jack: What's with the napkin on the glass door?

Davey: Les kept walking into it, so I thought this would help.

Les: *entering the room* Oh cool, a floating

napk-

Les: *walks into the glass door*

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Eurydice: Orpheus and I have an announcement!

*Persephone’s phone rings and she goes into the other room to answer it*

Orpheus: *turns to Jax and his partner* If anything ever happens to Eury and me, we want you guys to raise our daughter.

Jax: Wait, seriously? Guys, that means so much!

Persephone: *walks back in* Hades-

Hades: Wait, I hate to spoil the moment, but were Persephone and I even considered to raise her? I mean, we are raising three wonderful children-

Persephone: Hades-

Hades: Just a minute, Seph. I think we’d be great guardians to-

Persephone: Hades, we need to go down to the police station. Our daughters just got caught vandalizing the school.

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Hades: *gets home from the store*

Persephone, very drunk: I’m calling CPS on you.

Hades: What? Why?

Persephone: *points to their child* What kind of a father leaves his child with a drunken idiot?!

Hades: I left her here so you’d have a babysitter.

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Alana: I think something's wrong with Connor. Lately, he's been quiet, antisocial, and moody. Zoe: …Have you ever met Connor? (Source: RWBY)

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Zoe: Don't make friends with seniors. They will graduate and they will leave you and it'll suck. Alana: Don't make friends with underclassmen because you will have to leave them and it'll suck. Evan: Don't be friends with seniors if you're a senior because they'll go to a different college than you and it'll suck. Connor: Don't make friends. (Source: Tumblr)