Incorrect Neopets Quotes

Just another incorrect quotes blog, but Neopets. (So obviously, I don't own anything. "NEOPETS and all related indicia are trademarks of Neopets, Inc., © 1999-2026.", etc etc.) Updates daily at 12:00 noon EST when I remember to fill the queue. (Plus whenever I randomly decide to post something.) ***Anything that might be a spoiler to currently-running events/plots/etc. will be tagged with "spoilers", at the least.***

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Drakara: I knew you wouldn’t approve it, so I went over your head. Fyora: ...I’m the Queen. Drakara: Oh, that’s right. Drakara: So I went behind your back.

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[some time in the past...] Drakara: Do you ever have moments when you think you're psychic? Fyora: No, not really. Drakara: I do. I'll be going about my day when suddenly – BAM! I just get this feeling. Fyora: Oh, really? What kind of feeling? Drakara: It's this feeling like everything is predetermined and we're all playing our part. Or a feeling that the cosmic curtains are pulled back to reveal the secrets of the universe, and that I'm all seeing and all powerful. Fyora, taking Drakara’s coffee: ...Okayyy... We're officially switching you to decaf. Drakara, falling to her knees: NOOOOOO! My powers!

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Drakara: I have issues. Iridesia: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Drakara: With you.

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Baelia Iridesia: New year, new me. Drakara: Brat, it’s the month of Hunting. Iridesia: Time is an illusion.

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Okay! Looks like things are really kicking off in The Void Within, so imma see if I can dive into my archive of quote ideas and dig up some related to all the new stuff that's been going on. Considering what's been happening lately, though, I definitely don't want to spoil anything for anyone, so anything related to the current chapter and such, or plot-relevant things, or whatever will be marked with at least the tag "spoilers". (Though I've been trying to do that already anyway.) Other similar tags will be like "major spoilers" or "the void within spoilers". (...maybe moving forward I should use specific chapter spoilers too, like "chapter 16 spoilers". That'd be a good idea methinks.) Anyway yeah. Just wanted to give a rambling stream-of-consciousness heads up in case people need/want to block any tags (is that still a thing?) or whatever. ENJOY. (Or don't.)

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Vira, writing a letter: Dearest Valentine... Vira: Blood is red, bruises are blue; Vira: Be my Valentine, Vira: DON’T SAY NO.

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Abigail: Valentine’s Day is coming soon! Aristotle A. Avinroo: Ugh! A pointless holiday created to sell flowers and chocolate to saps! Abigail, smugly: You say that, but I know you pig out on the discount candy afterwards. AAA: S-so? Abigail: Come on, there are worse themes than the idea of spreading extra love and friendship for a day. AAA: I guess that’s true. Abigail: So are you spending Valentine’s Day with anyone special? AAA: Well, I guess I could celebrate by spending time with my One True Love in life... [later...] Abigail, watching her brother play video games: I shouldn’t be surprised, but you could at least play a dating sim to mark the occasion. AAA: Don’t judge. My love is valid!

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King Roo: I think it’s really important to recognize that romantic love is not better than other types of love!! My love for carbs, for example, is very strong and pure.

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Parlax: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Parlax: It’s almost Valentine’s Day you guys, and if you’re single, love is in the air– Parlax, putting on a gas mask: –which is why you need protection because it’s really contagious and will probably kill you.

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Shreegla VI, reporting to Arlhox VII: Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re  shoving bread up a turkey’s butt! This planet has issues, Commander.

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Gilly: Halt! If you're the real Eliv Thade, you'll have no trouble solving this puzzle! *holds up a piece of paper* Eliv Thade: *looks at puzzle* Eliv Thade: ...I'm sorry, I've seen this puzzle before. May I have another? Gilly: Oh– That's not really necessary, then. Just tell me the answer and I’ll believe who you are. Eliv Thade, grabbing Gilly by the shoulders: I ADSI IEVG EM NARTOHE.

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Vira: So, Halloween’s coming! Mysterious Faerie: What scares you the most, Painter? The Grey Painter: Hmm... I guess my biggest fear is... The Grey Painter: ...That... That one night I’ll wake up... The Grey Painter: ...and... The Grey Painter: ...and I’ll go to turn on the light... The Grey Painter: ... The Grey Painter: ...but this time I don’t. The Grey Painter: This time I just keep walking... The Grey Painter: ...waiting for something to happen... The Grey Painter: ...anything... The Grey Painter: ...but nothing happens. The Grey Painter: Nothing at all. Vira: . . . Mysterious Faerie: . . . Mysterious Faerie: ...I’m scared of clowns. Vira: Oh yeah, screw clowns, man!

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Cylara, looking at the flames-engulfed room: ...Don't you think this was overkill for a harmless spyder? Gorix, with a flamethrower: It was icky.

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Nabile: I accept. Prince Jazan: That's— You what? Nabile: Accept. I'll marry you. Prince Jazan: We've only just met! Nabile: You can't be any worse company than what I'm used to.

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Luxinia: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Baelia? Baelia: No. Nyx: I do! Luxinia: I know, Nyx. Nyx: I’m sad! Luxinia: I know, Nyx.

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Ilere: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Aethia: That's why I carry two swords.