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Blake: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group.

George: you’re hand is stuck in the vending machine.

Blake: I payed for my Cheetos I’m getting my Cheetos.

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Reece: I panic when people give me compliments. What are you even supposed to say when someone compliments you ??

(Later that day)

George: hey, great job on stage today !

Reece: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Blake: I’m AmeriCAN not AmeriCANT

Reece: blake, you’re british

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Blake: you know a few years ago I was supposed to go on a boys trip with some friends

George: but how ? We didn’t know eachother then

George: oh

George: other friends

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George: someone born without the five sense wouldn’t know if they were alive and would have no way of finding out

Blake:

Reece, softly: what the actual fuck

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Blake: what time is it?

George: I dunno, hold on I’ll find out

George: *walks over to piano and plays it loudly*

Reece in the distance: WHO IS PLAYING THE PIANO AT 2 AM

George: it’s 2 AM

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Reece: Ben, out of me, George, and Blake, who would you save if we were drowning?

Ben: you idiots can’t swim?

George: Ben, it’s just a hypothetical question

Blake: so, who would you save ?

Ben: my time and effort

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Blake, flipping through his closet: why the fuck do I have so many button ups

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Ben (about Blake): anyone with hair that perfect must be guilty of something

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George: *holds door open for blake* after you

Blake: no, after you

George: no, I insist, after you

Reece: *pushing past both of them* after me

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Reece, with a big box in his hands: what would you say if I brought home 6 puppies?

George: what’s in the box?

Reece:

George: Reece, what’s in the box

Reece: I think you know

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Blake: literally name one thing better than a dog

Reece: two dogs

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Reece: hello, 911? Yes, I’ve just stepped on my dogs tail and I need to be arrested

911 Operator: sir, we’ve talked about this

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Reece to George: One universe. Nine planets. One earth. Seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. And I had the immense luck of meeting you :)

Blake shouting from the back of the room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS

Reece: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

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Reece: I know you’ll say the right thing to make me feel better

Ben: .... there.. there

Reece: you’re so wise

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(Through text)

Blake: answer your phone Ben

Ben: hold on, I can’t find my phone

Blake: okay

*3 hours later*

Blake: oh you asshole