The Orphans Incorrect Quotes

"ZACHARY RYAN FORTAIS GOMM PUT THOSE SPOILERS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME"

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Baz Guilroy: Great. What else could possibly go wrong?

GeoFFRy: I'll take a shot at that.

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Richard Prime: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

GeoFFRy: you don't need any help from me, sir.

Richard Prime: that's right!

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Stella: I'm merely a humble butler, sir.

Baz Gilroy: What exactly do you do?

Stella: I buttle, sir.

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Nora Vass: do you miss him [Baz Gilroy]?

GeoFFRy 3.0: well, it's a matter of life and death.

GeoFFRy 3.0: now that he's dead, I have a life.

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

Baz: *goes from 0.5 to 50 in 15 seconds*

GeoFFry: *bein done a frighten*

Me: now see what you’ve done here is fucked up

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A special Valentines Day message from GeoFFRy, for all our lovely listeners.

Regardless of your romantic orientation, we hope you feel loved the way you want to be loved today. Take care, and don’t trust the robot. 

- Zack and Ella

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Which Clone Are You?

So, you've listened to The Orphans podcast. You've finished Investigation. Now you have to wait for our next major series. What do you do now? How about taking this quiz, and determining which of the 12 clone strains best suits your personality...

Hey, we made a thing! Specially approved by our writer and creator Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Let us know what you get! Also, is there anything you want from this tumblr? Any questions you’d like answered or content you’d like to see? Let us know!

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Are we doing this right?

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The one on the left is by us, the second is by our friend Ali ( @child-of-the-sky-people) from @dininginthevoidpodcast! What do you think?

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You all need to face the truth and I am the only person on this Earth who cares about Stella apparently

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HOW COULD WE FORGET STELLA

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Richard Hart: I would die for you

Diana Strange: Not if I die for you first, keep up loser

Also, Axel: I would die for both of you

Diana and Richard, at the same time: don't you DARE

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Diana Strange: how old is he? can you give a baby a gun?

Axel: I'm fifteen

Diana: when did you get so old?

Axel: You've known me for two months

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Geoffrey 3.0: Toss me my keys

Stella: [tosses printer]

G3: I said my keys

Stella: I thought you said printer!

G3: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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GeoFFRy: Stella I made a mistake

Stella: I have bleach and a shovel. I'll be there in 10

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Axel: Sleep? I don't know about sleep, it's summertime!

Richard: (from the other room) WHY AREN'T YOU IN BED

Axel: Aw he caught me :(

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Diana Strange: I know you're only making jokes about how hot you are because you're scared

Richard Hart, crying: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack

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Baz Guilroy: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you that mess--

GeoFFRy: *tosses it at him, hits his forehead*

Baz:

Baz: Try me, bitch.

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Nora Prime: now there's one thing I don't understand.

Olivia Prime: ONE thing?