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Jason: this is so dumb.

You: the higher I am the better I can see.

Jason: still doesn’t make sense why you have to be on my shoulders for this one patrol mission.

You: hush now Jason I am searching.

Jason: for what?

You: a fuck to give.

Jason: walked right into that one.

You: you did, you did indeed.

Grace: what do you want to eat?

Ellie in Simon’s head: the souls of the innocent

Simon: a me-burger

Ellie in Simon’s head:No!

Simon:…2 me-burgers

Yelena: Yo, how much money do you have?

Bob: Sixty nine cents.

Yelena: Ayyy, you know what that means!

Bob: [tearing up] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Dick: Yo, dumbass, get over here!

Jason: Okay-

Tim: I'm coming!

Jason internally: *sadly* I thought... I was dumbass...

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Telemachus: Hey dad, can I get some ice cream?

Odysseus: Only a spoonful!

Telemachus: *grabs a spoon*

Hermes: *appears out of nowhere and makes the spoon comically large*

Odysseus: .... *questioning how the tables have turned*

Danny: So, she broke up with me.

Tucker: Why are you looking up?

Danny: I need to cry but my foundation was forty-eight dollars!

Rumi: Hey how are ya'll—

Mystery: *growls**barks*

Rumi: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH—

Jinu: he don't bite 😊

Rumi: YES HE DO

Zoey: *at the back* God I hope so 😍

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