Incorrect Phantom of Paradise Quotes

We love Winslow Leach (Main is @madphantom)

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Winslow: Christmas is so much prettier when you have astigmatism

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Winslow: Did I seriously tell you last night "if I could choose between you and mayonnaise my chips would be forever unseasoned"

Phoenix: Yep.

Winslow: What the fuck was I on? I don't even like mayonnaise?!

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Winslow: I don't understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!

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Beef: You’re a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?

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Phoenix: (about Winslow) He was my soul mate!

Beef: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

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Harold: So maybe I don’t have muscles or hair in certain places, and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, Top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason, they’re catchy!

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Swan: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!

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Phoenix: Emergency salami? Philbin, my respect for you has grown!

[madphantom]

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In honor of having bought MCR tickets on borrowed money which I gotta pay back at some point, I am now offering art commissions at a special price. That means:

Anything

You

Want

For

7€ / 7.50$

You want any art? Literally anything? Just DM me with an explanation of what you want, I'll give you my PayPal and off we go!

Literally anything*. 7€ / 7.50$

*this excludes severe NSFW. Mild NSFW is okay.

[askparadise]

@incorrectpotp

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This is fabulous.

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Harold: We can kind of hear you.

Winslow: Yeah? Well, that was a soliloquy, so you're the one being rude.

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Winslow: Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing?

Swan: To wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake.

Phoenix: The vampires are fighting.

[quillsart22]

@incorrectpotp here are a few more for you. I've been meaning to upload these forever but for some reason Tumblr was not happy with them. Anyway, here they are!

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OP you're my official favourite person

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Swan: You're so beautiful.

Phoenix: I have a boyfriend.

Swan: You deserve two boyfriends.

[quillsart22]

I've been really into sketching again and doing some messy marker rendering and such in my sketchbook. Only one is pretty much a movie quote. Also @incorrectpotp has had some really fun quotes that I felt would be fun to sketch out. Hopefully that was okay and if not, I'll very happily delete them.

[incorrectpotp]

OMG THESE ARE AMAZING I'm always happy when ppl draw the quotes from my blog!!

[quillsart22]

I'm glad you like them! Incorrect quotes are really fun for me and can be a great help for getting me out of a bout of artist block because they're so fun. I hope it's alright with you if I doodle more of these quotes in the future!

[incorrectpotp]

ABSOLUTELY DO WHAT YOU WANT, I'LL BE WAITING HAPPILY

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*tips fedora* M'theydy

— Phoenix

[quillsart22]

I've been really into sketching again and doing some messy marker rendering and such in my sketchbook. Only one is pretty much a movie quote. Also @incorrectpotp has had some really fun quotes that I felt would be fun to sketch out. Hopefully that was okay and if not, I'll very happily delete them.

[incorrectpotp]

OMG THESE ARE AMAZING I'm always happy when ppl draw the quotes from my blog!!