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This is mainly gonna be ptv but with a bit of bmth, i’m also @bunglenator so go check me out on there :)

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hiiii im AJ!!

my film account is @markossquidlures, but unfortunately if i follow people or like things i will come up on this account which sucks ass

i also have another band account (mainly bmth) @xxprayforplaguesxx

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Bmth alignment charts for all my lovely followers

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Oli: *talks about Resident Evil and how it changed the game for horror video games and how it’s such an important survival horror game series that brought in so many interesting and unique characters with it*

Vegan, who was just trying to ask him if he could pass him his phone:

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bmth halloween

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Bring Me The Horizon merch 2007 // Tom Sykes Flickr

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Bring Me The Horizon Myspace // July 2008

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Mat: bro is it gay when ur heart goes *nokia ring tone* around ur homie

Oli:

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Bring Me The Horizon Myspace // September 2008

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Oli trying to do literally anything on his phone in another room:

Mat using the airdrop feature for the 10th time that day:

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max: i got a question for you! what’s heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

matt: uh neither

max: wrong! a kilogram of steel! because steel is heavier than feathers!

matt: they’re both a kilogram though

max: what do you mean?

matt: they weigh the same

max: but… steel is heavier than feathers…

matt: i know but they’re both weighing a kilogram

max: that doesn’t prove anything… steel is heavier than feathers…

matt: i know… but look. they’re both a kilogram so they’re both the same…

dan: they’re the same weight max

max: b-but steel is heavier than feathers…

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Bring Me The Horizon myspace members section // 2009

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*everyone standing in front of a broken coffee machine*

chris: so… who broke it? not mad, just wanna know.

everyone:

dan: …i did. i broke it

chris: no, no you didn’t. you’re not that useless. max?

max: don’t look at me! look at matt!

matt: what? i didn’t break it!

max: hmm that’s weird. how’d you know it was even broken?

matt: because i’m standing right in front of it and it’s broken

max: suspicious

matt: how am i?

josh: if it matters, oli was the last one to use it

oli: liar! i don’t even drink that shit

josh: oh really? what were you doing by it then earlier?

oli: i was using the spoons to push back my cuticles jeez franceschi everyone knows i do that

dan: okay let’s not fight. i broke it, i’ll pay for it.

chris: no! who broke it?

everyone:

josh: max’s been quiet

max: REALLY??

*everyone starts arguing*

chris: *turns towards an imaginary camera like he’s on the office* i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it

chris: i predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with knives

chris:

chris: brilliant. it was getting a bit too calm around here to be normal

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Oli: Matt I need help on this math problem :(

Matt: I can't do math, ask Vegan since he's the smart one

Vegan, literally in another country: *looks up into the sky* my friends are calling for me

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Bring Me The Horizon 2009 Myspace

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[oli and jordan texting]

oli: show me that fussy girl

jordan: pardon?

oli: fish pussy

This number is no longer taking calls or messages

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the duality of man:

UR JUST A BOTTOM- OH FUCK

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tonight on bring me the gear; asda special; jordan inhales two packs of cigarettes and eats an entire vape, packaging and all around the back of asda, lee passes out in an asda shopping trolley, vegan forgets lee in said asda shopping trolley and makes it all the way home before remembering him, only to realise they took lee to lost and found, mat crashes a forklift through the main wall of asda and oli gets fired after not even a day of management so he then goes to join jordan in attempts to hot box the bakery section