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Y/n: I'm cold.

Draco: Here, take my coat.

*meanwhile*

Pansy: I'm cold.

Draco: I can't control the fucking weather, Pansy.

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Y/N: Professor Snape gave me a get better soon card.

Draco: That's sweet. *Says Draco confused*

Y/N: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

Draco: Better about what?

Y/N: Bullying the golden trio

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Draco: I hear you like bad boys.

Y/n: Yeah, I suppose so.

Draco: (to Blaise) Tell her.

Blaise: He's literally the worst.

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The Slytherin are playing never have I ever.

Pansy: Never have I ever done something illegal.

Most of them take the shot.

Theo: Y/n, why didn’t you take a shot? I’m fucking 100% sure you’ve done something illegal.

Y/n: It’s only illegal if I get caught.

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Probably should ask this here instead of on your posts, but can I please make my own versions of your hilarious incorrect harry potter quotes?

Yes, go ahead.

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Harry: “Can you please talk to me?”

Y/n: “I could, but I don't want to.”

Harry: “Can you please want to talk to me?”

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Draco: Can I have a bite of your food?

Y/n: Absolutely not!

Theo: Wow. Some great couple. She won’t even share her food.

Y/n: It has avocado on it. He's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Draco to die?

Theo:

Theo, murmuring: Yes.

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Theo: I cut my finger

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Theo: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Theo: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Draco: Fucking finally

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Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Theo: I'm your boyfriend.

Y/n: Huh, so that's why.

Theo:

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Y/n:” I have feelings for Draco.”

Pansy:”Oh?”

Y/n:”It's anger”

Pansy:” You sleep talk about wanting to fuck him. Trust me that's not anger.”

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Y/n: What are you eating?

Draco: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Y/n: I’m dating you, don't I?

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*Y/n and Draco on a date, sitting on a park bench*

Draco: It's very nice date. Me and you Y/n...

Draco: Theo

Y/n:

Draco:… and your best friend between us.

Theo (eating ice cream): You want some?

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Pansy: Okay, one more time. You said you asked everyone if they wanted pizza.

Y/n: Yes.

Pansy: And they said no?

Y/n: Also, yes.

Pansy: And then Blaise came down and took a slice of it, to which you-

Y/n: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner.

Pansy: But when Draco asked for some-

Y/n: (throws her hands in the air)

Y/n: What did you expect me to do, let him fucking STARVE?!

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Blaise: You need a hobby.

Y/n: I have a hobby!

Blaise: Pissing off Draco doesn't count.

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Y/n: I am in charge of this disaster!

Draco: I have a name, you know.

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Hermione: If I fall…

Ron: I’ll be there to catch you.

Fred: *looks at George* What if I fall?

George: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Harry: *watches these two interactions*

Harry, to Y/n: And if I fall?

Y/n: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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