Incorrect Reylo Quotations

Your favorite pairing, quoted incorrectly. The original Incorrect Reylo Quotes blog, posting an incorrect quotation every day since July 2016. Please use the submissions box to submit quotations, not the ask box!

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Seize the means of production!

Rose Tico, on Cantonica

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Tired dad Han dropping his son at Jedi school

Original quote from King of the Hill

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There are two kind of people in the tags of this post. 

Those who only tag “Han Solo” and “Ben Solo”, 

and those who go 

“is this jACEN SYNDULLA MY PRECIOUS CHILD AND LIGHT OF MY LIFE???!?”

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Ben Solo: Can we just focus on something else for a couple hours?

Rey: Fine by me. I can repress feelings all day.

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"So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be, because I love you. You hear me? I love you."

Rey

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Seize the means of production!

Rose Tico, on Cantonica

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Ben: I don’t belong in that world.

Rey: But you belong in mine.

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Poe, you have no idea what he’s been through, what he’s lost, how he’s grown. But I do. I know him better than almost anyone.

Rey, defending Ben

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Luke: Ah, you know, Ben... that love business is a powerful thing.

Ben: Greater than gravity?

Luke: Well, yes, Ben, in its way, I'd, uh- Yes, I'd say it's the greatest force on Earth.

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Rey: Thank you for always being on my side.

Ben: No other place I’d rather be.

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Rey: Isn’t this everything you ever wanted?

Ben: Not quite everything. *kisses Rey*

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"Rey, before I met you, I had a plan. I had a way that I was gonna be. But then, you walked into my life, or I... I showed up in Takodana forest, and you changed everything. I was in darkness, but with your kindness, your generosity, your compassion, your intelligence, your wit, and your trust, you brought me into the light. You let me know that I deserved it. You were that light.

But whatever has happened, whatever will happen, the way that you make me feel is the best part of my life. You are mine always, and I just want the chance to be yours."

- Ben, to Rey

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While fighting back to back on Exegol:

Ben: Rey, my love, will you marry me?

Rey: Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask me.

[fighting continues]

Rey: But you could have chosen a more romantic setting.

Ben: And for our honeymoon: Coruscant, Naboo, sunny Selab!

Rey: Why not?

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Finn: I saw that.

Rey: What?

Finn: You like Ben, don’t you?

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The greatest gift and honor is having you for a son.

Han Solo, to Ben Solo

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Fine. Make me your villain.

Kylo Ren, to Rey

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I’m going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Rey

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It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.

Rey, to Ben