Oscar: Are you ready to change the world?
Ruby: No. But I'm ready to kick some butt!
Oscar: That works too!
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Oscar: Are you ready to change the world?
Ruby: No. But I'm ready to kick some butt!
Oscar: That works too!
Ruby: Who ate my cookies?! you wanna go-
Oscar: It was me, sorry
Ruby: -to the store with me?
Ruby: we can get more cookies if you want.
Ruby: Why are you on fire?
Oscar: This is just how my day is going.
Ruby: I’ll make you some cookies.
Oscar: I don’t really want any.
Ruby: It’s not optional.
*Ruby planning a date with Oscar*
Ruby: Oscar get ready for a night on the town, I just found an old Subway gift card and there's still 50 lien left on it.
Oscar: What’s worse than a heartbreak?
Ruby: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday cake.
Oscar:
an important update on rwby volume 9’s status!!
Oscar: Do you want some tea?
Ruby: What are the options?
Oscar: Yes or no.
Oscar: You know, i'm starting to regret buying that blender.
Ruby, drinking cookies: Why?
Ruby: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy’s eyes?
Oscar: Yes, that’s assault.
Ruby: I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?
Oscar: You wanna go on a date with me?
Ruby: Sure, I can be your alibi.
Oscar: ...what?
Ruby: What?
Oscar: Okay Ruby. I want you to say the three magic words to me
Ruby: I-Love -You
Oscar: Cute, but try again
Ruby:
Ruby: I-Will-Behave
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Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*
Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.
Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.
Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from her* These are my children now.
Ruby, holding Oscar: I’m always going to be here. No one can hurt you while I’m here.
Oscar, sniffling: and when you’re not..?
Ruby: *sighing and pulling him closer*
Yang: Please hold on to all small items.
Ruby: *grabs oscar*
Oscar: You're barely taller than me!
Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*
Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.
Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.
Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from him* These are my children now.
Ruby: OUR children babe. They need us both.
Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*
Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.
Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.
Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from her* These are my children now.