[incorrectrosegarden]

Oscar: Are you ready to change the world?

Ruby: No. But I'm ready to kick some butt!

Oscar: That works too!

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: Who ate my cookies?! you wanna go-

Oscar: It was me, sorry

Ruby: -to the store with me?

Ruby: we can get more cookies if you want.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: Why are you on fire?

Oscar: This is just how my day is going.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: I’ll make you some cookies.

Oscar: I don’t really want any.

Ruby: It’s not optional.

[incorrectrosegarden]

*Ruby planning a date with Oscar*

Ruby: Oscar get ready for a night on the town, I just found an old Subway gift card and there's still 50 lien left on it.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Oscar: What’s worse than a heartbreak?

Ruby: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday cake.

Oscar:

[h4lcyonism]

an important update on rwby volume 9’s status!!

[incorrectrosegarden]

Oscar: Do you want some tea?

Ruby: What are the options?

Oscar: Yes or no.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Oscar: You know, i'm starting to regret buying that blender.

Ruby, drinking cookies: Why?

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy’s eyes?

Oscar: Yes, that’s assault.

Ruby: I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?

[idance2silence]

Oscar: You wanna go on a date with me?

Ruby: Sure, I can be your alibi.

Oscar: ...what?

Ruby: What?

[toriwest]

Oscar: Okay Ruby. I want you to say the three magic words to me

Ruby: I-Love -You

Oscar: Cute, but try again

Ruby:

Ruby: I-Will-Behave

[deb0o]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*

Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.

Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.

Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from her* These are my children now.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby, holding Oscar: I’m always going to be here. No one can hurt you while I’m here.

Oscar, sniffling: and when you’re not..?

Ruby: *sighing and pulling him closer*

[incorrectrosegarden]

Yang: Please hold on to all small items.

Ruby: *grabs oscar*

Oscar: You're barely taller than me!

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*

Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.

Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.

Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from him* These are my children now.

[jade-rosepine]

Ruby: OUR children babe. They need us both.

[incorrectrosegarden]

Ruby: *holding a box of kittens*

Oscar: Oh my god, you found kittens.

Ruby: Yeah, someone handed me these and said they didn’t want them.

Oscar: Gimme. *takes three kittens from her* These are my children now.