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29 with Bellum

"Bellum," Demise spoke, folding his hands in front of him. "I wanted to inquire further on your ability to create life from nothing."

Bellum glanced up. The dinner table seemed like an odd topic for this conversation, not that he cared much. "It's not from nothing." He explained. "I just use my life force to create new life. And if I run low, then I take it back."

Down the table aways, Cupiditas scoffed. "You're one of those thievery types, hm?"

Before his father could scold him, Bellum responded. "I don’t really think of myself as a thief." He set his fork down, not that he was using it to eat anyway. He was never really fond of food. "I made them. I get to decide what's done with them. It's the same system your father and Hylia use, so before you call me out on it, you should take a guess on where I got it from, yeah?" He looked over at Demise. "I think I'm gonna go back to my room. Must not be healed enough to eat yet." Without waiting for a response, he left the room.

Once he returned, he sighed. "A thief, huh?"

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Bellum: If you ever think your parents are wack, one time my mom canceled our trip to the Demon Kingdom when I refused to eat the meatloaf she made.

Malladus: When my dad couldn't find my birth certificate and social security card, he accused Cole of selling them to the black market.

Bellum: You win.

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Zack: I failed the health and safety course today.

Eddie: How'd you manage that?

Zack: Well one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'

Zack: Apparently 'fuckin large ones' was not correct.

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Bellum: Why say something rude when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Okay so I have the urge to do this

I'm in the mood to write, and I found this list of dialogue prompts. Just send me a number and one or more characters and I'll write it y'all. I'm just that nice. Also some of them use kinda modern language so in the case of the LoZ RP, let me know if you want it to stay modern or not. You can also give me context to write if you want, or let me figure it out. Also sorry if I'm not the best at writing your characters. Coolio? Yeet.

“No, it’s really not that complicated. He’s a bad person.”

“Hey… what’s wrong with your face?”

“The king is missing.”

“Ah yes, come in. Close the door behind you.”

“How could you do this to me?”

“Um, sorry. That one’s not for sale.”

“You’ve got thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”

“Ain’t nobody ever told you who your real daddy is?”

“I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m on your side.”

“Never heard of being used as a murder weapon before?”

“Just sit around and cry, then. I don’t have that luxury.”

“I’m sorry. I thought you were someone else.”

“That’s the nice thing about telling the truth. You don’t have nearly as much to keep track of.”

“Of course we’re friends. No one else would put up with your shenanigans.”

“That’s the least of your worries.”

“You look a lot different from your profile picture.”

“Do you trust me?”

“You found it on the beach? You know, when most people take a walk on the beach, they pick up seashells.”

“Sir. This is for children only.”

“I haven’t tried this on a human yet, but it should be very similar.”

“What? I meant it as a compliment.”

“Who put this in my coat pocket?”

“I can’t do this any more.”

“You think you’re so good-looking, but deep down, you’re the kind of ugly that PhotoShop can’t fix."

“I know you did your best, but it just wasn’t enough.”

“Even if I could stop it, I wouldn’t.”

“You have got to see this.”

“Guess who made the evening news?”

“I don’t really think of myself as a thief…”

“Are you just going to keep walking by my house or are you going to come in?”

“We do things a little differently in the 21st century.”

“Dude. It’s 3 in the morning.”

“I can’t believe I used to think he was attractive.”

“Actually, you are speaking to the manager.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“Well, this contest isn’t going to rig itself.”

“I can’t believe I’m telling you this.”

“I should have told you this a long time ago.”

“I am only telling the truth when I say that you have not behaved completely as a gentleman in this matter.”

“I thought we were friends!”

“That’s not a good look.”

“It’s a genetic trait, but it’s exceptionally rare.”

“I love you, but I don’t even think I know who you really are.”

“She’s evil, but she does have a point there.”

“I didn’t know you could talk.”

“Sweetie, what were you thinking?”

“What makes you think it was an accident?”

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Demise: Bellum, I need more effort from you.

Bellum: Minimum wage, minimum effort ya' asshole.

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Sohta, driving: Man I'm hungry.

Ellen, reading in the backseat: Hi hungry, I'm daughter.

Sohta:

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Taka: Hey Oliver! What can I get for you?

Oliver: Hi, can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *leans in and kisses Taka*

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Sohta: Nice hands, Danny.

Danny, confused but ever the yandere: Thank you Sohta!

Sohta: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-

Gray, from the other end of the building: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND A BIBLE! PRAISE JESUS AMEN!

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Cupiditas: There's no need for jokes.

Codica: Not to worry, your outfit has that covered.

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Allen: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Cheshire, from a distance: Just open it.

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Ayaka: I FOUND IT!

Sohta: Found what? Clearly not your inside voice.

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Demise: My apologies for mentally scarring you.

Everyone: Lol which time?

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Malladus: Life does whatever the fuck it wants you know.

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Bellum: I have a plan!

Cole, smacking him with a fly swatter: No self sacrifice!

Bellum: I... don't have a plan.

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Bellum, at the dinner table with Demise and Co. frantically calling Ghirahim: Where the hell are you? Everything's so fancy and I don't know which fork to kILL MYSELF WITH.

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White Rabbit: Cheshire, can you pick up some juice?

Cheshire: Yeah! It's pretty easy.

White Rabbit: I mean from the store.

Cheshire: I imagine it weighs the same there.