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Sean: Punch me in the face!

Viviana: Punch you?

Sean: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Viviana: I always hear “Punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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It’s a nice day out. Flowers are blooming, birds are singing. On days like these, kids like you…should be burning in hell.

Sanditon Mafia

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Calvin: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Franc: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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Laura: Clearly you don’t know me at all.

Robin: What? We’re friends! I was building up to calling you Laufro one of these days.

Laura: Well that will never happen. In fact you just lost “Laura” privileges. From now on you can call me “Frost” or “Hey You”.

Robin: Come on, Laura.

Laura: (glares)

Robin: Come on, Hey You.

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Well, I’m not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there’s definitely something unnatural going on around here.

Laura Frost

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Theostophnes: I babysit the kids all the time!

Hazelle: It's not babysitting if they're your kids!

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Marina, you useless lesbian.

Lyra

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Jack: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Vi: Well, aren’t you rudeness, and sarcasm and everything… Oh…

Jack: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I’ll stop acting like an asshole.

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Herc: I like your glasses.

Multum: I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

Herc: [laughs]

Multum: Laugh all you want, they’re not for sale.

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Franc: Sean and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Sean: Sentences.

Franc: Please don't interrupt me when i'm talking.

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Evelyn: I'm afraid I might come across a little boring.

Kier: *gasp* Evy, are you asking me to "She's All That" you?!

Evelyn: I didn't read that.

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Maria: Feels like you're being a little harsh.

Vi: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

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Robin: It’s the most fun day of the year! Something you wouldn’t understand, because you’re not programmed to feel joy.

Isulraine: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Robin: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Isulraine: Yes, I know.

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Jessie: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Nat: You did.

Isabelle: You said Marie should be boss.

Nat: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous.

Isabelle: And then you made her this little plaque, that said "Boss of Us", you put little sparkles on it.