"Oh, dear, am I bugging you?"

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me You know what's perfect? Read the first word again.

Seeker

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Architect: You got a name, kid?

Seeker: No.

Architect:

Seeker:

Architect:

Seeker: (leaves)

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If I'm extra sarcastic with you, it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your shit. Have fun figuring out which one.

Seeker

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I hate it when people ask 'what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?' Like, awfully bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

Seeker

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Seeker: I'm gonna sing a song for you. It's called "My Life So Far."

Seeker: (takes a deep breath)

Seeker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Architect: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.

Architect: I want to look so good people hate themselves.

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Seeker: People who tell me I shouldn't drink lava: the media. People who lie: the media. Conclusion: I am going to drink lava.

Fen: I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava.

Rul: Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

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Seeker: Hey, Fen, how do I become a jellyfish?

Fen: Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Seeker, offended: Okay, WOW-

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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing, but if I slam-dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the Old Ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?

Seeker

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Seeker: I'm not like other girls.

(long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw)

Seeker: I'm worse.

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Fen: Dirt.

Seeker: Mmmm... tasty.

Fen: The D stands for "do not eat this, please."

Seeker: But the IRT stands for "it's really tasty."

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Fen: Seeker, what are you doing? Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

Seeker: What're you talking about? I don't have any other feet.

Fen:

Fen: I can't do this anymore-

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Seeker: Okay, I want you guys to imagine a rat, but huge- like, the size of a Great Dane.

Seeker: You imagining? Good. Now imagine eight of them, pulling a sled-

Mim: I accidentally imagined a bigger rat, can we start over?

Seeker: No.

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Seeker: Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

Fen: Okay, this point is invalid unless you can use an example in your sentence.

Seeker: I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT, THANK!

Rul: Beautiful.

End: You see, that's why I love English.

Mim: I like to velociraptor around my world at two in the morning.

Rul: Good...

Architect: My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall.

Fen: Why do these make some semblance of sense?!

Rul: Because brains don't brain logically?

Seeker: Brains do brain logically! But when English doesn't logic Englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that English!

Fen: I hate that this makes sense.

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Seeker: I wish I was hotter.

Fen: You can start by setting yourself on fire.

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Seeker: Hey, Fen, what animal is your fursona?

Fen:

Fen: A hand grenade.

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Seeker: I would never say this to Fen's face, but I am grateful he's stayed my friend despite everything and treasure his presence.

End: Why... why wouldn't you say that to his face?