Incorrect She-Ra Quotes

Wait, do I have to explain math to you?

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Are you saying that as a posts i can use to make drawings from? Because I absolutely already have a few liked for when i get the time XD 

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Glimmer: New law. All mlm have a good day or else I will fight whoever is making you sad.

Bow: DUDE MLMS CAN'T CONTINUE TO EXIST! THEY'RE SCAMS AND ANNOYING AS HELL!

Glimmer: mlm as in men loving men, not multi-level marketing, my friend.

Bow: Oh.

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Catra: I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me?

Adora: I guess...‘cause you’re almost as messed up as I am.

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Bow: We can't change who Adora is. Not without dropping her in a vat of toxic waste.

Glimmer: ...

Bow: Glimmer!

Glimmer: Where would we even find a vat of--

Bow: GLIMMER!

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Bow: Adora, don’t you dare hurt her.

Adora: (laughs) I won’t.

Angella: Don’t laugh, he means it.

Adora: I-I won’t!

Frosta: Seriously, girl, don’t hurt her.

Adora: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting her.

Perfuma: You better not be.

Adora: I’m not.

Mermista: Hey, Adora, you best watch yourself.

Adora: Why do any of you think I would hurt Glimmer? You’re all my friends too?

Mermista: … Eh.

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Glimmer: Is this really worth the human effort of making me spend another hour with this bahonkus?

Bow: I don't know what bahonkus means, but yes.

Glimmer: Bahonkus means butt, and I think you really could have gotten that from context.

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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time.

Adora

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It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

Catra

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Perfuma: Before I write that letter, you have to spend a whole week doing everything I say.

Mermista: So what, I have to be your slave or something?

Perfuma: No, you have to be my friend.

Mermista: Ugh, that's so much worse.

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Bow: Everybody pants now! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!

Adora: He's had enough. Call it off.

Shadow Weaver: That's not how it works. He's out.

Glimmer: Wait, I'm subbing in.

Adora: Glimmer, no. That stuff will melt the shell off a garden snail.

Glimmer: Whatever. I'm a princess, I can handle it.

[Glimmer takes a swig of the liquor]

Glimmer: [spits out liquor in disgust] FUCK! OH MY GOD!

Adora: Okay! This ends now!

[Adora chugs the entire jug of liquor to everyone's amazement]

Adora: Catra, you're going back to the Fright Zone. And you. [To Shadow Weaver] You're going back to Hell.

Shadow Weaver: Fine. I got what I came for anyway. I found your underground safe. I stole half your gold.

Adora: That's decoy gold! You think I'd leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground where anyone could find it? You don't know me at all.

Shadow Weaver: Yes I do. I knew you the minute you were born, I intend to be there the minute you die.

[Shadow Weaver Walks Out]

Bow: Adora... your family's weird...

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Bow: Angella, you haven't touched your food.

Angella: I touched it. Look, I moved my eggs from there to here.

Bow: It's been nearly a week. Just talk to her.

Angella: You remember my last conversation with Glimmer didn't go exactly as I had hoped?

Bow: Angella, you confined Glimmer to the walls of Bright Moon under martial law. If that's a mother-daughter conversation, I'd hate to see what a talking-too is.

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Adora: Swift Wind, I'm going to level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-princesses thing is not great.

Swift Wind: I don't hate the princesses, I just hate one specific princess. I don't even hate her, I just think she's wrong about the muffins.

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Glimmer: I’m pretty sure you’ve worn that sweater four days in a row.

Bow: Or I own four identical versions of the same sweater.

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I stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. Aren’t you proud of me?

Adora

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Adora: It's bullgunk, Glimmer! It's your brand of bullgunk from first to last.

Glimmer: No, you can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!

Adora: I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct.

Glimmer: And that wins out every time with you. You know, people have evolved, Adora!

Adora: Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing losers who could never hope to-

Glimmer: We're bigger. We're smarter. Plus, there's a thing called teamwork! Not to mention the superstitious terror of your pure aggressors!

Adora: You just want it to be the way you want it to be.

Glimmer: It's not about what I want!

Bow: [stepping into the room] Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?

Glimmer: No.

Bow: It just sounds a little serious.

Glimmer: It was mostly... theoretical. We...

Adora: We were just working out a- look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

Bow: ... Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this.

[pause]

Bow: Do the astronauts have weapons?

Adora and Glimmer: No.

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Scorpia: And- I'm sorry, are you eating turkey chili off of a Frisbee?

Entrapta: It’s very cute, right?

Scorpia: No- do you know what cute means?

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Bow: The reason I have called this house meeting is because—

Glimmer: Bow, how many times have we been over this? You don't have the authority to call house meetings. Only I can call a house meeting. You can propose a house meeting.

Bow: All right, fine, fine, fine, but the reason I propose this house meeting—

Glimmer: Your proposal has been submitted and is under board review. *sips tea* Proposal denied.

Bow: Glimmer, this Adora thing is getting out of control, okay? She's taking advantage of you.

Glimmer: What? No, she's not. We have a special relationship. You couldn't possibly understand.

Bow: Oh, my god, look at what she's done to your castle!