“Never pissed myself, V. Not even once. Wanna know my secret? Leather pants. Pack it all in there nice’n tight, s’like puttin’ a cork in the thing. ‘Sides, even if it did happen, ain’t nothin’ gonna show. Not that it ever did, V. And no, I did not wear underwear. Shit may be packed in, but it’s still gotta breathe, y’know?”












